A BB King solo.
Grosser than…
…A Kathy Bates Playboy spread.
Smart as a …
whip with an Oberlin degree.
Dumber than a…
Mute with a lobotomy.
Queazier than a…
… a bubblehead on the surface during a Force Five hurricane.
More alienated than…
…a Martian stepchild.
Faster than…
an Iraqi soldier fleeing a firefight.
More aggressive than…
…a hungry crocodile during a wildebeest crossing.
Madder than…
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a Hatter.
Hungrier than…
a Humongous Hippo.
Swifter than …
a poor man with his ex-wife and her lawyer after him.
Smarter than…
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A Chinese Mensa club.
Redder than…
…the neck of a Klansman’s daughter.
Milder than…
An embarassed Erik the Red in a blender on Mars.
More fun than…
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Milder than a catatonic koala on Prozac.
More fun than…
John Kerry’s boat.
More partisan than …
…Rush Limburger*
Meaner than …
a Doper deprived of her “Charter Member” designation.
More ridiculous than…
The roadrunner chased by Wile E. Cyote.
Sillier than…
Silly String.
Once again,
More fun than…
… two barrels of monkeys.
Pinker than…