[QUOTE=tdn]
Silly String.
Once again,
More fun than…
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a roll of bubble wrap, a pair of clogs and a hardwood floor.
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As unobservant as…
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
More ridiculous than…
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Appointing Nancy Grace to the Supreme Court.
More paranoid than…
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
As unobservant as…
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Helen Keller while balancing her checkbook.
And I’ll stick with “more paranoid than” to rejoin the threads.
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
And I’ll stick with “more paranoid than” to rejoin the threads.
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… Batman! if he’s prepared…
More trusting than…
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
… Batman! if he’s prepared…
More trusting than…
[/QUOTE]
…a baby goat
Stickier than …
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
…a baby goat
Stickier than …
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A very pointy stick, sticking out of a jar of glue.
Louder than…
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Stickier than …
[/QUOTE]
Cajun Man’s disclaimer about real-life meetings of members.
More esoteric than…
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Cajun Man’s disclaimer about real-life meetings of members.
More esoteric than…
[/QUOTE]
Chinese Kabbalism.
Gayer than…
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
Chinese Kabbalism.
Gayer than…
[/QUOTE]
A tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. (From Terry Pratchett’s GOOD OMENS.)
Holier than…
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Holier than…
[/QUOTE]
A nun taking a bubble bath in holy water. On Sunday. While eating a sundae.
Colder than…
…a hangman’s heart.
Darker than…
[QUOTE=pravnik]
Darker than…
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…the hopes and spirits of the poor retail drones working at Filene’s Basement when they open for the Bridal Gown Sale.
More nauseating than…
a Pauly Shore film marathon.
This thread reminds me of Phoebe’s criticism of her overly-cheerful boyfriend (Alec Baldwin) on Friends: “You’re jollier than Santa Claus… on Prozac… in Vegas… getting laid!” 
More satisfying than…
…a triple fudge sundae with whipped cream.
Steamier than…
a sauna date with Katherine Heigl, Keira Knightley and Nikki Cox.
More playful than…
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
a sauna date with Katherine Heigl, Keira Knightley and Nikki Cox.
More playful than…
[/QUOTE]
…a puppy in a shoe store.
More brazen than…
…a brass monkey’s ear.
Crooked as…
[QUOTE=Lemur866]
…a brass monkey’s ear.
Crooked as…
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…Nixon’s dick.
As classy as…
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
…Nixon’s dick.
As classy as…
[/QUOTE]
…Queen Latifah singing “I Know Where I’ve Been” (in the movie Hairspray)
As unbelieveable as…
McCain’s declarations of independence from the President.
As spicy as…