...and all I got was this lousy Sequential Thread

**How does one write and defend a thesis?
When cat turds attack!
**You wear a cat turd-proof tweed jacket. DUH.

I was verbally assaulted at work
Describe it in three words

Sure, how about “Verbal assault at…” no wait, what about, “Verbalassault at work.”?

**I was verbally assaulted at work
…and all I got was this lousy Sequential Thread
**

**When cat turds attack! **
**Kitten X needs a name! **

Yeah, if Kitten X is sending attackturds out, you better name him.

**How does one write and defend a thesis?
Cute chicks don’t use grammar
Absolute facts **

**It used to be my favorite Easter joke…
Cute chicks don’t use grammar **

Oky, this was just weird…

What animals could I kill with my bare hands?
When cat turds attack!
My cat is sleeping in his cat bed!

ETA: If somehow the Grouchy Cat thread was worked in there, it would look like the synopsis of a weird werecat movie.

What to do with a grieving dog?
Dinner in Tokyo on March 9

Frightening things you’ve found in food…
‘It’s not a tumah’- no wait, it is

** Surprising Find at WalMart!
Toe Socks**

Whoa. :eek:

I’ve been waiting for these two for a long time:
**Taking a bullet and listening to country for my mom
Pork chops in the Crock-Pot?
**

What do you mean, I’m going to be a dad?
Kids these days more self-centered than ever, study says.

I’ve been waiting for these, too:
**Christina Milian in a Rubber Miniskirt
Re-breaking a bone. Procedure?
**

**Bob Barker is a dog!

Please stop peeing on my couch.**

Old-fashioned discipline which doesn’t work with today’s kids?
Please stop peeing on my couch.