Do I get a moderator title?
Never mind.
Must be random. I see administrator for me now. When do I receive my first cheque? 
If you make some more posts you might level up to Perfect Master.
What’s mine? I’m interested.
Still a Charter Member to me. I think you may need to start a thread rather than post to one.
Either that or my greatness has been recognised. Along with many others
Sadly, I remain a mere guest. However, that also means I don’t have to do any work, and there should be good eats…
Hmmm…hoisted on my own petard? Apparently I will work, but only if you feed me.
Or, in the alternative, I has a funny title.
Oh oh oh…
Who do I get to be today?
Let’s see now.
ETA: huh. That’s not very interesting. Who do I have to blow to get an amusing title around here?
No Soup for You!
Sigh - 6 hours later, and still no soup for me.
That means I can’t even go home and cry in it.
That’s better! From :o to
Um… I would think the first smilie is more conducive to blow.