“Okay, everybody, from the top! five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve…”
It actually would have been better if the bug had been crawling out of his nose.
:eek:
It’s a real shame those rectal worms shudddder that I first read about here aren’t the same size as this millipede. I mean it would remove any doubt about whether or not you’ve got 'em.
I for one welcome our forehead crawling millipedal overlords…
And you didn’t put it on your head? I’m so disappointed.
Yes, Vier Factor.
How do you tell a centipede from a millipede? Costello, “One, two, three, four, {ouch!}, uh, five, six, uh, seven, uh, …, eighty, uh, … {thud}.” Abbott, “Yep, looks like a 1920’s style death centipede.”
I objurgate the centipede,
A bug we do not really need.
–Ogden Nash
And this thread proves it.
[Guybrush Threepwood]
That’s the second biggest millipede on a kid’s head I’ve ever seen!
[/Guybrush Threepwood]
A relieved playmate noted that “he hadn’t had to outrun the millipede, just Timmy.”
Well, so much for the centipede. Hey, anyone want a pet frog?