Um… I’ve masturbated maybe … twice in the last year? I just have NO sex drive. I still have a LUST drive, mind you… I still get all drooly when I think of…oh… Brendan Fraser… but I don’t actually ever get HORNY.
UndeadDude will be thrilled if my new meds bring my sex drive back, no doubt… I know it bothers him, but at the same time he is polite enough to not ask. However, if he met someone and they hit it off, I wouldn’t have a problem with him “getting it somewhere else” so to speak. That has been within the rules since we got married.
I have gone without the benefit of anybody, anything, or anybody’s anything that wasn’t my own for, uh, one year and about one month or so, I think. If I’d known it would be the last time, I’d have kept better track.
Stella: Yes, I do frequently date my own fingers. And no, the urge does not go away if you ignore it long enough. Of course, ignoring it is the main problem, I’ve never succeeded in keeping my mind out of the gutter for more than… uh, never mind. Not very long, anyway…
Purple: Phone sex is out of the question. I work in an office without walls during the day, and he is a musician. He works on stage at night. We do not have a cell phone.
Since November 4, when my wife left for an extended trip to Viet Nam to visit her family. Apparently that’s not a record, but it’s sure not doing me any good.
Drain, what happened to that musician guy with the magic fingers? He almost had me ready to “switch teams”, to quote from Seinfeld.
About a month and a half, but the gal says it didn’t really count. For her, anyway.
All kidding aside, what’s going on here? I think you folks need to get out more…or just turn this damn machine off now and then.
On your deathbed, do you really think you’ll say to yourself “I wish I’d spent more time in front of the computer screen.”
all I’m thinking is…there’s a lot of girls responding here talking about how much you want sex…where are you? the girls I date are always either “no way” or “wait and see”…the former is obvious and the latter…well…I guess I never waited long enough…damnit!
however if anything good came out of this thread, it serves as a minor ego boost…I may not have crossed the finish line, but I’ve gotten pretty close and hey, i’m young! =P
The only thing a nonconformist hates more than a conformist is another nonconformist who does not conform to the prevailing standards of nonconformity.
Asswipe apparently had a girlfriend in Cinci that he neglected to tell me about until I called his house one night when she was there (she’d driven up to surprise him). One more man like that, and I might switch teams.
