And the news just keeps getting WEIRDER!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Aliens! New World Order Takeovers! Militia! UFOs! Mad Scientists! Immortality Formulas! MURDER!!! And this one didn’t even come from Yahoo! Check the link at the end of the article for the verdict.

[Coldfire]

"This is a spiritual war as well as a physical one. The humans stored in cryo-stasis will have their souls (life essence) extracted and dissipated …, " Henning wrote in all capital letters about a month before the disappearance of Girly Hossencofft. “The reptilians are led by a queen back on the moonbase. I know this sounds like sci-fi, but I was told the sci-fi stuff was created so in case this story ever gets out, no one will believe it.”

Brilliant, just brilliant.

She claimed Hossencofft carved one out of his leg and further claimed that President Bush is a “full-fledge reptilian” who uses holograms to project a human face.

I think she heard someone say GWB is a snake, and misunderstood.

[twickster]

Girly Chew Hossencofft

What a great freakin’ name!

President Bush is a “full-fledge reptilian” who uses holograms to project a human face.

Okay, that makes some sense.

This link is getting forwarded to a whole bunch of people. Thanks, Bosda! (And when the inevitable question, “Where do you come up with these links?.” arises, I shall, as usual, merely smile mysteriously.)

[Lissla_Lissar]

Is this for real? Am I being whooshed? Please say yes!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

*Originally posted by Lissla Lissar *
**Is this for real? Am I being whooshed? Please say yes! **

No, Ghod help us, you are not. :rolleyes:

[Zenham]

I have to say, this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read all week! After all, everyone knows that President Bush is a Destructomat 5000 synthetic lifeform from the year 2325, come to change the course of history to favor the machines…