And they say luck is blind...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My mother’s church this past weekend had a dinner dance.

As part of the draw for a dinner dance the weekend before Valentine’s Day there were a number of door prizes being given out. Among which, the grand prize was a romantic weekend getaway for two.

The winner of the prize was Father Hogan, one of the retired priests in residence at the parish. :eek: :smiley:

(Graciously the prize was then redrawn to find a new winner, but still…)

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I bet there was an alter boy sitting in the back sweating bullets until the priest gave up the prize.

3

Justice is blind.

Luck is dumb… or is it?

4

I bet your gonna be sweating more than bullets when your in hell for that joke. :wink:

(Although I am going to be right next to you becuase that was one of the funniest things I have read on this board)