Goes to a trio of bird brained burglars who successfully robbed a house in Memphis, got away, then returned to steal the family parrot.
The phrase “too stupid to survive” springs to mind
I thought only pigeons stooled?
Looks like nobody “stool” anything in this case. And Marshmallow is (to parrotphrase Lynyrd Skynrd) free as a bird
Well, if the bird crapped all over them, it would make them a bit easier to identify…
Heh. You laugh, but my dad and I had a burglary of a habitation trial just last week where a parrot ratted the guy out, in a manner of speaking. The victims took an ad out in a paper saying that some items were stolen from a house, including a parrot that could say “Remember the Alamo.” Sombody recognized a similar bird and similar loot at the defendant’s house, and the police got a search warrant. When the police searched the premises and found the bird, they got it to say “Remember the Alamo.”
I’m starting to write his appeal soon. Maybe I’ll argue the bird’s statement should have been supressed… 
Of course birds stool!!
Walk in any park in America: you gotta used an umbrella!!