Pentecostal: Upon such an occaision that the sacred arm enters your ass and communicates with you, speak loudly in gibberish and flap your arms.
Quantum Physicist: There may or may not be an arm up your ass. You won’t know until you look.
EUTY – YAY!!! WELCOME BACK!!! 
IANAJ, however the accepted spellings are ‘tochis’ or ‘tuchis’ per Leo Rosten. Both are pronounced TUCK-is.
Presuming you don’t mix meat and dairy, it may be Kosher.
:rolleyes: ;j
Serlin: I’d put my arm up your ass if it weren’t for your poofy hair.
Cecilism: Is having an deity’s arm up my ass during cross-country flight dangerous?
However, there is wood(huhuh, I said, Wood) up yer ass. Expect to get kicked 461537461945 times in midair.
I love you people.
I am on my third keyboard, but I still love you
Cafe Socialite: Who can fit more arms up their ass, Kirk or Piccard?
General Inquisitor: Are those Nasa photos of astronauts with arms up their asses real or fake?
MPSIMSer: You’ll never guess what I found up my ass! … (TMI)
Guess this thread explains the dingleberries I found on my arm.
Mae West: Is that an arm up my ass or are you just happy to see me?
To a SDMB adversary: “The Lord tried to stick his arm up your ass, but he couldn’t get it past your head”
SA goon: “Hay guyz, will jamming my arm up my pooper give me teh gay?”
fark.com: Up my ass there is an arm, doo-dah, doo-dah. Still no cure for cancer.
NRA: A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the asses to bear arms jammed up into them, shall not be infringed.
As a (former) Quaker I don’t know about the arm waving part, but I do know that Quakers would prefer you to disarm. If you must participate in this appendage business, it should be done by consensus, in the best interests of the community, nonviolently and in moderation.
…and if anyone objects you could organize a silent vigil. Unarmed, of course.
Church of England: The Pope is not going to tell us how many arms we can put up our asses!
Koeeoaddi, I was taken by my Grandmother to a Quaker… Whatever, and to show applause, they waved their arms back and forth and turned their wrists. It was almost disturbing when they did it in unison.