Zoroastrian: I praise the good Mazdaean religion, which curtails discussions and quarrels, which brings about kinship or brotherhood, which has given me this arm up my ass…
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Anticipating the OP, no doubt.
You went to Meeting much different than any I’ve ever been to, thankfully. Though Quakers do differ mightily depending on which part of the country you’re in.
Black Panther Party:
Whitey always has his arm up your ass!
KKK:
We only allow pure, white, american arms up our asses!
Plato: That which you feel up your ass is but a shadow of the Ideal Arm
Descartes: It could be that an Evil Genius has his arm up my ass
Berkeley: Your arm only exists insofar as I feel it up my ass
Machiavelli: 'Tis better to fear the arm up your ass!
Holy Trinity: The one arm up your ass is actually three.
Consumerism: I’ve got so much up my ass, I ain’t got room for your arm.
Nietze:
The arm up your ass is dead.
Lao Tse:
The arm up your ass is not the eternal arm.
Zen: What is the sound of one ass flapping?
Actually, I think we already know that sound.
Native American: You are one with nature, so your ass is grass.
Mao Tse-tung: Power grows from an arm up the ass.
Resigned: Is there anything that I can do to make your arm more comfortable?
And the LORD said to Moses, “Has the LORD’s arm been shortened? Now you shall see whether what I say will happen to you or not.”
Numbers 11:23
The Arm Up Your Ass: Nietzsche is dead.
Bonus points for anyone who explains it to Diogenes.
I wouldn’t know - I’m canadian.
This reminds me of a conversation I had with a nun back in high school. She was chaperoning a dance and kept telling the couples to “leave room for the Holy Spirit” between them when they slow danced. I said that God, in all three Persons, was everywhere, right? She conceded this. Then I said, if He’s everywhere, He’s in every air molecule. And I’ve never seen two people dancing so closely that there wasn’t room for some air molecules in there. So the Holy Spirit was between even the couples that appeared to be sucking out one another’s tonsils to the tune of Lady in Red, right?
This conversation has nothing to do with why I’m a godless heathen today, honest. But back to the matter at hand…
Marxism: All history is the history of arms sticking up asses.
Capitalism: The invisible hand of the market place will lead to a balance of arms and asses.
McCarthyism: Are you now, or have you ever been, walking around with an arm stuck up your ass?
Republican: I’ve had this same arm up my ass for 20 years, and it’s good for another 20!
Democrat: This new slimline model lets me walk with more comfort, and this extra-long model doubles as a stool! Let me show you my pastel versions…
Kermit the Frog: I don’t see what the big deal is.
Now see? If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t have this thread at all. 
Optimist: My ass is half-full with your arm.
Pessimist: My ass is half-empty with your arm.
Hedonist: That arm up my ass feels good. Let’s go with it.
Zig Ziglarism: Learn from me how to make a profit from the arm up your ass.