If you’ve seen that commercial you recognize the line in the thread title. The problem is, the commercial doesn’t show Andrew’s response. What do you think it was? I have a few guesses:
The snide: “It’s called deodorant. Try it sometime.”
The violent: “You calling me a liar?! Is that what you’re doing?!”
The vulgar: “Just like your crotch - except for the smell part”
Can’t think of any more.
You guys can come up with some better ones I’m sure…
Could you describe the commercial for those who haven’t seen it?
Or are you being an elitist scum, implying that all who haven’t seen the commercial aren’t good enough to contribute to the thread? 
It’s a commercial for some deodorant or other (I forget the brand). It appears to be dubbed into English from some other language. A guy comes in with some kind of athletic clothing on. He strips off his shirt and heads for the shower. Wife/girlfriend/whatever-the-hell-she-is enters, says “Where’d you go?”. He says he was running; she sniffs his shirt and says, in a snotty tone, “Andrew, it’s dry etc”. Andrew responds: “I got something wet and smelly for you if that’s what you want”, or he should. Or maybe something more clever.
So she’s trying to dissuade her husband from showering because he wore deoderant so … eeeekk. Poor Andrew is on the way to a BO problem if he keeps listening to her!
No, her tone implies that she thinks he’s lying about having gone running because his shirt isn’t all sweated up.
Damn, I thought this was a sure-fire thread topic. Maybe that was a Canada-only commercial.
An odd thing - they changed the commercial a bit - she used to say “it doesn’t even smell bad”. I don’t know why.
I think I’m the only one in this thread (so far) who’s seen what Manduck’s seen…
Personally, I’d be worried if he ran that much and didn’t sweat, even with the deodorant on. I mean, a product that makes you stop sweating completely? That seriously can’t be good…
–Kythereia, who takes her commercials way too seriously