Andy Dick Charged with Sexual Battery...

Wouldn’t it save time to run stories on the days that Andy Dick ISN’T charged with a sex crime?

He’s also done non-sexual roles in gay porn (he played the guy who accidentally hired two chefs for a party in one), which is kind of almost-bottom-of-the-barrel for a once-legitimate actor.

“Bottom of the barrel” does not sound like a non-sexual role.

Not INSIDE the barrel… :smiley:

The only surprise is the self-control of various editors: I have yet to see the headline “Victim Alleges Sexual Battery by Dick.”

You can always tell when Andy falls off the wagon. He becomes an obnoxious a-hole whenever he’s drinking.

He had a brief period of sobriety and appeared on Dancing with the Stars. He worked hard and genuinely seemed like a nice guy.

That didn’t last long.

Maybe some time in jail will give him time to sober up and reflect on his life. Get the help he needs.

Alcoholism is a terrible disease.