gets drunk, urinates in public, forcibly yanks down teenager’s top to expose her breasts
So, yeah. Dick.
(Not worthy of a pit thread, IMO, and it’s about a celebrity, so… Anyway, move elsewhere if desired.)
His mugshot is seriously crazy looking. When did he morph into Sideshow Bob?
Andy Dick is a waste. Waste of oxygen, waste of time, waste of space. This doesn’t surprise me a bit.
Yeah, that is an awful, awful picture. Not that Dick is good-looking on the best of days, but damn.
A previous story about Jon Lovitz kicking his ass.
Best Celebrity Truth In Naming.
Bets on how long before he’s on the Sex Offender rolls?
Always love the Lovitz story. How low do you gotta be to make Lovitz kick your ass? How much of a pussy do you have to be if John Lovitz CAN kick your ass?
Definitely one for the Kerguelen Exile Policy, to be implemented when I become Supreme Overlord. (We don’t have another Australia, but this will do.)
I saw him in an episode of *Trading Spaces *with (I think) Sara Rue. He complained about everything and got his assistant to do the work, while Sara busted her ass.
In other news, rumors began circulating today that the Pope is Catholic.
Tell you what, if he doesn’t check out by the end of this year, he’s right at the top of my Death Pool list for 2009!
Lovitz/Dick: July 17, 2007
This: July 16, 2008
But for the leap day, it would have been exactly a year.
I was in a bar in L.A. a few months ago and he came in already drunk. He was stumbling around, bumping into everyone (including me), grabbed my friend’s breasts and laughed as we stood there dumbfounded. Glad to see he got what was coming to him.
He was with David Strickland the night Strickland committed suicide. Which creeps me out a bit. Now, I’m not saying there’s necessarily anything AD could have done, or that anyone can do if someone else is suicidal. But in light of everything else AD has done, it’s not hard to imagine him making some callous remark like, “Not the curtain rod; it’ll snap! You wanna use the chandelier!” and then skipping out in search of more blow.
Spending any length of time with Andy Dick would probably give me *cause * for suicide. That picture does not look like him AT ALL.
I remember wishing that soembody at the William Shatner roast on Comedy Central had had the common courtesy and “gentlemanliness” to kick his ass until he stopped moving just for the way he was harassing Nichelle Nichols. (You wanna go after a Courtney Love or a Lisa Lampenelli or even a Sarah Silverman perhaps, then fine- they’re crude and media whoring [a lot more talented than Dick, but…], but Nichelle Nichols strikes me as a lady and has certainly never been crude or sexual in public and he should have had the bejesus knocked out of him).
I don’t believe that his removal from Jimmy Kimmel during the Ivanka Trump incident was staged either.
He’s *rich *and he’s a celebrity and yet he has been thrown out of strip clubs. :eek:
Out of STUPID strip clubs that didn’t have the intelligence to run up his credit cards and then kick his ass. Throw him out? pffft Someone in there had some roofies. Knock him out, drain his wallet, dump him in the gutter. Don’t those people know how to deal with rich dicks?
He gave Phil Hartman’s wife the coke she was on when she pulled her grand finale. And brags about it.
I’m so out of it not only have I never heard of him, I never heard of the show he was supposedly the star of. I’m glad he’s in jail, however.
Never heard of him. I check out his wiki-bio. Never seen him either.