Andy Dick: Dick

[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase]
Aaarrrggghhh!

NewsRadio (one word) is simply one of the great all-time sitcoms. It’s one of those few shows in where every cast member is perfect, yet totally unlike one another. They used actors from a number of different comedy traditions - sketch players like Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall and Phil Hartman from SNL, a stand-up like Joe Rogan, and the sui generis Andy Dick. Dozens of other comedy names made appearances as guests. Vicki Lewis was so good that Kathy Griffin slavishly copied her part on Suddenly Susan. Stephen Root’s station owner is as magnificent a creation as Mr. Burns. Poor Khandi Alexander only had to talk sassy and look good because the writers never figured out her role, but she did both of those as fine as anyone could.

The show started out snarky and then got progressively surreal. (One season-ender had the show broadcast from space in the future.) When people today praise the quirkiness of the “one-camera” comedies like 30 Rock or Arrested Development, they forget that NewsRadio did it just as well, and in front of a studio audience.

It’s true that in real life Andy Dick is a real dick. (Oddly, my freshman roommate’s last name was Dick, and he was also a dick. Go figure.) But he was brilliant on the show, doing physical comedy in almost every episode that steals the scene from the great dialog.

I have to say a word about the dialog. There is a certain type of sitcom-y dialog that is clichéd and stilted and probably one of the reasons that sitcoms have been dying for a long time. NewsRadio never had that dialog. The standard set-up and punchline got twisted so that the punchlines were never predictable, but were funnier than anything you expected. That’s a big point for me, since as a writer I can often see things coming because no one bothered to put the extra work necessary into improving the lines.

All five seasons are available on DVD. The show starts getting truly weird in the third season, so if you want to sample it you might start there. Phil Hartman was murdered just after the show was picked up for the fifth season and his friend Jon Lovitz took his place. Not his fault, but the show never recovered its rhythm.

Hate Andy Dick all you want. Go ahead. Please. But give NewsRadio a try. It’s wonderful.
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Word. That show is absolutely fantastic, and would be one of the all-time greats if the folks at NBC had given it a chance.

I’ll point out one thing, though: The show never really relied on punchlines for its bread and butter. It set up whole gags, which is what made it so different from other sitcoms.

Hey, guys, please take your charming, cheerful reminiscence of the wonderful NewsRadio to a new thread. You’re clogging up our discussion of what a crusty cloacaberry Andy Dick is. :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=RickJay]
And you didn’t punch his face in because… ?
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Yeah, no shit. My husband or brother would end that guy if he grabbed my tits.
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[QUOTE=RickJay]
And you didn’t punch his face in because… ?
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[QUOTE=EJsGirl]
Yeah, no shit. My husband or brother would end that guy if he grabbed my tits.
:confused:
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First of all, relax. I didn’t punch his face in because I’m not about to get sued by some jackass who has enough money to hire a team of lawyers. And secondly, my friend was laughing at the absurdity of the situation. Lastly, it all happened very quickly, and he was thrown out of the bar by the bouncers about thirty seconds after it happened.

[QUOTE=Weirddave]
What I don’t understand is how nobody except Lovitz has beaten the crap out of him. Apparently, he wheels around LA, stoned out of his gourd, and harasses people, especially women, like the 17 YO in the story. Hasn’t he ever accosted one with a large husband or father close by? I mean, if he walked up and grabbed my wife’s tits, I’d sure as hell bank his ass in a white hot second.
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Yeah. If he’d pulled that shit on my daughter, my husband or son (or hell – my 72 year old father) would have dropped him like a sack of wet sand.

[QUOTE=Bosstone]
Yeah, that is an awful, awful picture. Not that Dick is good-looking on the best of days, but damn.
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You try getting your mugshot taken in the midst of a night’s debauchery, see how that turns out.

He’s still a dick though.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Hey, guys, please take your charming, cheerful reminiscence of the wonderful NewsRadio to a new thread. You’re clogging up our discussion of what a crusty cloacaberry Andy Dick is. :stuck_out_tongue:
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That (bolding mine) is genius (and spot on - I only came up with flaming festered rectum, and it’s not even close), and I am so stealing this!

[QUOTE=choie]
Depraved indifference? Maybe I’m missing part of the story, Marley23.
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I admit I’m using the term in a way it normally isn’t used. I mean offering coke to someone who’s trying to stay sober is so wrong as to be pretty much depraved and it’s not something a halfway decent human being would do. I don’t mean that it makes Dick primarily responsible for the deaths of the Hartmans, I just mean it makes him worthless in my esteem.

Did anyone see the new Gong Show last night? He’s on the panel of celebrity judges (though maybe not any more.)

Though I agree with the general theme of this thread, I couldn’t help laughing my ass off when

he stood up with his crank hanging out through a hole he cut in his score card (they put a black box over it) and brought the show to a screeching halt

[QUOTE=RTA]
Did anyone see the new Gong Show last night?
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Based on his career since the end of Newsradio and his reputed expensive appetites, I suspect Dick barely has the money to hire ONE lawyer, much less a team of them. And I doubt the LA cops would much care if someone beat him up. It would save them the trouble.

[QUOTE=aldiboronti]
You try getting your mugshot taken in the midst of a night’s debauchery, see how that turns out.

He’s still a dick though.
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Perhaps. I’m still going to make fun of him. They should put that picture on his driver’s license.

[QUOTE=RTA]
Did anyone see the new Gong Show last night? He’s on the panel of celebrity judges (though maybe not any more.)

Though I agree with the general theme of this thread, I couldn’t help laughing my ass off when

he stood up with his crank hanging out through a hole he cut in his score card (they put a black box over it) and brought the show to a screeching halt

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Looks like this Gong Show is all for laughs. They had zero talent.But I am an Atell fan.

[QUOTE=Shot Clock]
Well, this Dick 1) has been given way more rope than anyone else I can think of, and 2) ain’t even remotely creative or brilliant, much less humorous.
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Andy was actually good on News Radio, but the news about him, especially in regard to Mrs. Hartman, has almost ruined the show for me. What a creep.

Yeah, on last night’s Gong Show, he put a foreign object covered in (fake) blood into his mouth, he wrestled a pair of midgets (and lost), and he exposed himself to the general public.

Which, in his world, might just mean “It’s Thursday”.

[QUOTE=Bosstone]
Perhaps. I’m still going to make fun of him. .
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My thoughts exactly. :slight_smile:

One of my favorite places is the Smoking Gun Mugshot page.

And in particular:

Nick Nolte

Rip Torn

:D:D

[QUOTE=aldiboronti]
My thoughts exactly. :slight_smile:

One of my favorite places is the Smoking Gun Mugshot page.

And in particular:

Nick Nolte

Rip Torn

:D:D
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I’m kind of wishing there was a Rip Taylor mugshot. I’m betting it would include confetti.

[QUOTE=RTA]
Did anyone see the new Gong Show last night? He’s on the panel of celebrity judges (though maybe not any more.)

Though I agree with the general theme of this thread, I couldn’t help laughing my ass off when

he stood up with his crank hanging out through a hole he cut in his score card (they put a black box over it) and brought the show to a screeching halt

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And the worse part is, everyone seemed to be laughing in approval. I can’t think of a more appropriate time to pick up a mallet and “Gong” him right where it counts.

[QUOTE=aldiboronti]
Nick Nolte

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Trivia. At the time of that mugshot, Nick Nolte was still living with Vicki Lewis, Dick’s co-star on NewsRadio.

[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase]
Trivia. At the time of that mugshot, Nick Nolte was still living with Vicki Lewis, Dick’s co-star on NewsRadio.
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Who looks like and is often mistaken for Kathy Griffin, who was David Strickland’s co-star on “Suddenly Susan.”

… which starred Brooke Shields, who played James Spader’s sister in “Endless Love,” who inherited Kevin Bacon’s role in an unsold 1983 CBS pilot based on the movie, Diner.