Andy Dick: Dick

Word. That show is absolutely fantastic, and would be one of the all-time greats if the folks at NBC had given it a chance.

I’ll point out one thing, though: The show never really relied on punchlines for its bread and butter. It set up whole gags, which is what made it so different from other sitcoms.

Hey, guys, please take your charming, cheerful reminiscence of the wonderful NewsRadio to a new thread. You’re clogging up our discussion of what a crusty cloacaberry Andy Dick is. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, no shit. My husband or brother would end that guy if he grabbed my tits.
:confused:

First of all, relax. I didn’t punch his face in because I’m not about to get sued by some jackass who has enough money to hire a team of lawyers. And secondly, my friend was laughing at the absurdity of the situation. Lastly, it all happened very quickly, and he was thrown out of the bar by the bouncers about thirty seconds after it happened.

Yeah. If he’d pulled that shit on my daughter, my husband or son (or hell – my 72 year old father) would have dropped him like a sack of wet sand.

You try getting your mugshot taken in the midst of a night’s debauchery, see how that turns out.

He’s still a dick though.

That (bolding mine) is genius (and spot on - I only came up with flaming festered rectum, and it’s not even close), and I am so stealing this!

I admit I’m using the term in a way it normally isn’t used. I mean offering coke to someone who’s trying to stay sober is so wrong as to be pretty much depraved and it’s not something a halfway decent human being would do. I don’t mean that it makes Dick primarily responsible for the deaths of the Hartmans, I just mean it makes him worthless in my esteem.

Did anyone see the new Gong Show last night? He’s on the panel of celebrity judges (though maybe not any more.)

Though I agree with the general theme of this thread, I couldn’t help laughing my ass off when

he stood up with his crank hanging out through a hole he cut in his score card (they put a black box over it) and brought the show to a screeching halt

Based on his career since the end of Newsradio and his reputed expensive appetites, I suspect Dick barely has the money to hire ONE lawyer, much less a team of them. And I doubt the LA cops would much care if someone beat him up. It would save them the trouble.

Perhaps. I’m still going to make fun of him. They should put that picture on his driver’s license.

Looks like this Gong Show is all for laughs. They had zero talent.But I am an Atell fan.

Andy was actually good on News Radio, but the news about him, especially in regard to Mrs. Hartman, has almost ruined the show for me. What a creep.

Yeah, on last night’s Gong Show, he put a foreign object covered in (fake) blood into his mouth, he wrestled a pair of midgets (and lost), and he exposed himself to the general public.

Which, in his world, might just mean “It’s Thursday”.

My thoughts exactly. :slight_smile:

One of my favorite places is the Smoking Gun Mugshot page.

And in particular:

Nick Nolte

Rip Torn

:D:D

I’m kind of wishing there was a Rip Taylor mugshot. I’m betting it would include confetti.

And the worse part is, everyone seemed to be laughing in approval. I can’t think of a more appropriate time to pick up a mallet and “Gong” him right where it counts.

Trivia. At the time of that mugshot, Nick Nolte was still living with Vicki Lewis, Dick’s co-star on NewsRadio.

Who looks like and is often mistaken for Kathy Griffin, who was David Strickland’s co-star on “Suddenly Susan.”

… which starred Brooke Shields, who played James Spader’s sister in “Endless Love,” who inherited Kevin Bacon’s role in an unsold 1983 CBS pilot based on the movie, Diner.