I think these two fine young gentlemen deserve a chance. Andy, the tight-panted farmboy stud-muffin, vs Johnny, the world-weary but still sexy wild man. And what about Venus? He seemend to be the only one on the show to ever get any action. I loved his way with the laaadies. And his gong.
If I were gay, I think I’d go for Johnny. Andy’d be fun for a romp, but you know you’d run out of things to talk about pretty quick. Johnny would be able to show you things he picked up from hanging out with Alice Cooper and The Stones. Venus would never go out with a geeky kid like me.
Some kind of Andy/Johnny hybrid would be nice. Johnny’s too degenerate and Andy’s too bland. Nice to look at, though. In real life, I chase the Les Nessman types.
Venus. Mostly for his reactions when Johnny was trying to get out of buying condo by pretending they were a gay couple (not that there’s anything wrong with that). He took the whole scene without saying a word.