Inspired by Euty’s recent thread, of course.
Well, SDMB ladies (and gay men), what are your choices?
Well, Andy was the kind of guy you take home to meet Momma.
Johnny you just took home. 
I liked Andy, but Johnny cracked me up.
Well, I’m not gay, or female, but if I were either, I would have say Andy. I don’t really have a reason, but thats who it would be.
I’m not gay or a woman either, but if I were forced, or really drunk:
Andy: No way! His hair freaked me out. And those tight jeans leave nothing to the imagination. I like some mystery.
Johnny: No again, too blond.
Venus: A definite maybe.
Herb: Yes! His suit coats would blind me so I didn’t have to see what was going on.
Les: Probably too kinky for my tastes. And his constant updates about the “hog report” during sex would ruin the act for me.
Mr. Carlson: Definetly, I bet he likes to cuddle after the fact.
Pstarr
YWKRPSEXMV
Hmmmm. That’s a tougie.
Let’s see-
Andy? Naw. Too holsum and clean.
Johnny? Well, yeah, obviously. But he always had the fuzz on him bugging his game. He’d be bad news.
Venus? Hmmm. He had the mood lighting… the babes in waiting with food… the transcendental music. Yep, that’s not bad so far.
Herb? He’s a salesman, right? Need I say more?
Less? Ah, Less. He’s out there, that’s for sure. But he’s always thinking. Thinking too much, in my opinion. No fun.
I don’t know… If there’s anyone on their that I wanna get baked with… It’s gotta be Venus.
Andy, with Venus a close second. Johnny would probably irritate me in a personal situation.
Andy? Pro: Nice package. Con: So into his work, he wouldn’t have time to devote to a relationship.
Johnny? Pro: He and I would groove together. Con: If a guy hasn’t settled down by his age, it’s because he doesn’t want to. I mean with anyone, not implying that he’s gay or anything.
Venus? Pro: A true gentleman, handsome, thoughtful, romantic. Con: None, really.
Herb? Pro: None, really. Con: Married. Forgetaboutit.
Les? Pro: A real sweetie; intellectual, after a fashion; would never jerk anyone around. Con: It would take a lengthy courtship before I would work up a physical appetite.
Mr. Carlson? See Herb.
People seem to be favoring Venus.
I think I would pick one of the Sweathogs before I would pick one of the WRKP bunch. Gimme Epstein, Washington, or Barbarino any day.
And while we are one the subject, did you ever notice how much Baily Quarters looked like Mr Kotter’s wife Julie?
None of the above.
Dr Fever for a one-night stand, Andy for a relationship.
<But I really want Bailey>
Andy. Oh yeah. Andy, Andy, Andy.
Got that Mr. Nice Guy thing going on, which is good. Some of us really do dig nice guys. But I bet he’s a wild beasty man in the sack. Which is also good–some of us really do dig nice guys that turn in to wild beasty men in the sack. 
And isn’t it always the nice guys that turn out to be this way?
Y’know, Andy’s never really struck me as a Nice Guy.
I just get a bad vibe from him. Dunno…
Anyway, of the guys at WKRP, I’d choose Johnny, although Venus would get a look in…