The Budweiser plant in Georgia has shifted from canning Bud to canning emergency water for Houston. My question: How can they tell? 
Coors was going to do the same, but they said the place was already declared a “Disaster Area”.
The emergency water doesn’t smell like Clydesdale pee. 
Why is Coors [del]Diet[/del] Light like making love in a canoe?
They’re both f*cking close to water!
(golf clap) I was waiting on someone to come-along and make that joke.