Actually…I want to retitle that picture to: “What Darth Vader would be like as a woman.”
Yes, yes you did.
And it was damn funny.
Remember: Never sleep with someone who is crazier than you are.
No problem.
I love Ann Coulter. She keeps a lot of you guys busy.
She’s like that guy in the prison movies who goes insane so the rest of us can escape.
While you try to resolve your hatred or her stance with the dilemma of her physical attractiveness the rest of us can operate unimpeded.
A real question from Larry King to one of his interview subjects? I refuse to believe that has ever happened.
She’s the right’s Michael Moore. Both sides have to have their radical wingnuts. Coulter is smarter than Moore, but Moore is more attractive.
Eh? That does not compute.
It’s a JOKE. Humor through absurdity. Playing off the idea that Coulter is ugly.
I find Coulter unattractive, mainly because she gives off a “I’m a high maintenance monster who would ruin your life if you dated me” vibe.
Michael Moore, on the other hand, looks like a big teddy bear. A big, stupid teddy bear with a mean streak a mile long. Or maybe a wolverine.
How far do you want to go? If you really want to make the leap, then click here and here. Frankly, I’ll stay just far enough away that I don’t get contaminated by their filth, but I can still enjoy the view.
Note to the humor impared: The above links are jokes and not intended to imply that all conservatives are secretly Nazis.
Didn’t Coulter’s hero Joe McCarthy hate the Marshall Plan? I seem to remember reading some denoucements he made something like, “This man is suspected of being of Communist… and he supported the Marshall Plan!” Was it just because it was created by an evil Democrat?
Yeah? Well, some things just aren’t funny to civilized people. Pulling the wings off of flies. Taunting animals. Describing Michael Moore as attractive.
::walks off harrumphing::
Oh, you knew Sam Stone was joking the instant he described Ann Coulter as “intelligent.”
“Ann Coulter on Larry King”: Title of a porn movie I would pay NOT to see.
Now THAT was funny.
Seconded.
Oh, come on. Don’t be so hard on Ann Coulter, she’s a very handsome man.
She made Law Review.
Any one see Ann Coulter speaking on CSPAN at some Heritage Foundation function? She struggled to answer questions in front of a very very supportive crowd. In fact, she mentioned over and over again about was how strange it was not to have people spewing hatred towards her.
One audience question: Isn’t ironic that conservative George Bush is running into political problems over strong action against Iraq while Tony Blair, on the opposite side politically, is having the same problems?
Coulter bobblehead answer: Well, you can’t compare politics in England with politics in the United States. The two are very different. There is a reason why we had a revolution against them.
To me, this sounds like the normal bullshit answer given by a fifth grader when he or she doesn’t know how to answer this question on an essay test.
And of course the real answer is that Blair is the most right-wing Labour PM ever elected - so the poodling to Bush wasn’t such a surprise to us over here…!