Originally Posted by Wee Bairn
Now who gets her 90-years old ex-husbands millions?
If she died without a will, quite possibly the government will get the lions share.
Where is Howard K. Stern anyroad?
May God give her rest.
I think the first issue has Marilyn on the cover and the second has the bunny logo.
Actually looking here…
http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/bkofdead/pboycvr.htm
the first issue with just the bunny logo on the cover wasn’t until April of 1956.The first issue(Dec 1953) has Marilyn on the cover.
When I heard the news, my first thought was that she committed suicide. If she suffered from post-partum depression combined with mourning her son and coping with a drug addiction, it could have been enough. It’s just a supposition, though.
RIP. It was fun laughing at her on TV, but I certainly didnt want her to die.
edit: changed you to her. sounds less creepy
During the time of her reality show when she was not doing much publicly, she seemed really sweet, and not nearly as stupid as her public persona. She was kind and generous to those around her, and always had time for her fans. Then she Trimspa-ed herself back into the public arena. By then, the show was over, so the only Anna Nicole we saw, was the new skinny Anna Nicole, playing the only role she new how to play, stupid sexpot. Stern may have had less than noble intentions, by forming a relationship with her in the begining. But, I don’t think he would stay around for over 10 years, just waiting for the money to finally come in.
Even if she was as stupid as she acted, that doesn’t have anything to do with her lovability. And just because she was pretty, doesn’t mean it was really just lust.
Sad to say my first thought was something like “thank god this train wreck is finally over.”
Meh. I prefer mine:
ANS was killed by the followers of Graod the Greyface in an effort to block her from using the money she stood to inherit from her late husband to expose them (they being Masons, of course) and their centuries long effort to block us from realizing that humanity originated on Mars. The death of her son was a warning to her, that she refused to heed.
ANS, you see, was no ordinary Texas stripper girl, no, she was actually the product of a carefully engineered genetics program that carried on using the DNA of Marilyn Monroe. It was hoped that they’d gotten all the kinks worked out and ANS would be more emotionally stable than Monroe was, but it turned out that the modifications to the DNA were only slightly successful (notice that she lived 3 years longer than MM).
Her daughter is actually phase 3 of the project and the father will one day be revealed to be the leader of the Secret Order of the Phoenicians (they, BTW, are the folks behind the Old Navy clothing line), and if the experiments work this time, she will be crowned queen of the world.
Proof of this can be found by comparing the physical characteristics of the Mona Lisa’s portrait with those of MM and ANS as well as the fact that you can clearly see the face on Mars in one of Da Vinci’s self-portrait.
Oh, and Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK because with MM dead, there was no point in keeping JFK alive, since his bloodline (which can be traced directly back to the founders of Ireland and were thus Phoencians) couldn’t be combined with hers, and there was a danger that JFK would sire a child with someone else and the Masons would try to crown that child king/queen of the world.
Nor do I get the hate for ANS marrying her 90 old first husband. He met her at a tittie bar! It’s not exactly like she was working as a secretary for the old goat and tricked him into marrying her. “Gramps” was out oogling the ladies and managed to connect with ANS. Og knows that if I was a withered old bastige with a couple of zillion dollars, I’d be more than happy to settle down (sort of) with some hot, young floozy who’d put her boobies on me any time I asked. Screw the kids, grandkids, great-grandkids, and the great-great grandkids! I got oodles of cash and ain’t long for this world? I wanna go out with boobies on me, dagnabit!
I’m a feminist and I agree with this, 100%. It kind of pisses me off to hear ANS called a “golddigger.” That’s an insult to her husband who knew exactly what he wanted (a young, amiable blonde with big boobs) and exactly where he wanted his money to go after he kicked off (not to his golddigger relatives). He was a rich old letch, she was a fun-loving gal who was very fond of him, they had some good times, and he had to have died a very happy man. Anna should have had the money he left her years ago. I hope the daughter gets it and it’s put into a air-tight trust fund for her.
And this wasn’t the FIRST “good time girl” Marshall had hooked up with; he had had a fairly long term relationship with a woman who had died recently (I think during plastic surgery) before het met ANS. The family had to have been aware of the old man’s proclivities.
VCNJ~
Reminds me of this scene in the movie “10”. Dudley Moore is hanging out with a friend who has a luxurious beach house and a handsome boy toy. As Moore picks out a tune on the piano, he watches BT wade out of the surf and start jogging along the sand.
“Doesn’t he do anything but swim and jog on the beach?”
“Of course he does! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach as much as he likes.”
I don’t even get how Marshall’s family could contest the will in the first place. Did he sign it when he was delirious or something? They were legally married, so Anna should have gotten something on his death. I don’t see how they can claim she should have gotten nothing at all.
I don’t know about ‘Thank God’ (though I understand the sentiment) but I told Lady Chance the only obit I’d be less surprised at is Courtney Love’s.
I agree about the old goat- no matter your intentions, if you spend a large amount of time with an old coot, marry him, live with him, quite possibly have sex with him, you deserve something- you made the old guy very very happy in his last days, that’s worth something. I would gladly give a fortune to someone who made my lasy days happy.
I thought the story with ANS and JHM was that the moment the ring was on her finger, there went his chances of ever touching her again? Not that I’ve been following it closely, but it was in the fish and chip wrappers over here back in the day, and one story I heard involved Anna going out to play the night after the wedding, leaving her abandoned groom crying into his gruel. Or something. I thought at the time he’d have been better advised to pay by the hour.
Of course, the old buzzard might have wanted to antagonise his grasping relatives. 
That was my first thought, too. Fark has a link to a tabliod claiming that she had taken “children’s sedatives” and choked to death on her own vomit. Not a pleasant way to go if it’s true. Poor girl.
I heard that, too. On top of the “Howard pulled her out of the pool” story, it’s sure looking more and more like an accidental or intentional overdose rather than a Trim-Spa issue.
What “Howard pulled her out of the pool” story?
Everywhere I’ve seen her birthdate listed it’s 1967.
They are saying that she has had a fever for several days and she had a private nurse with her (who unfortunately hadn’t been watching her every minute), so if you are that sick why take a trip just to buy a boat? In fact if you have had a fever for several days you should be taking a trip to the doctor, not to buy a boat.
In recent weeks (maybe months…since Daniel’s death), Howard found her face down in the pool. He pulled her out and screamed for help and the body guard (also trained in CPR) pumped her back to life. It’s on the Anna Nicole’s Last Interview heading (a video report) http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/.