According to CNN. Sad.
In other news, she’s finally reached her target weight.
CNN has a web poll asking if you thought the results were a surprise. 94% say no. What gets me is 6% on the people say “yes.”
What the heck did you think she died of? Natural causes? Jeesh.
No, murder! Duh!
And later, The Pope’s Catholic. But first the weather. Dan, can we expect any rain?
Which occurred over a period of several years, I suspect.
In other news, Vinyl Turnip clings to sanity after being subjected to a brutal, prolonged, and fully deliberate Anna Nicole overdose.
I really could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this tidbit.
But at least our long national nightmare is within measurable distance of the end. We just need to know who the father of her child is and we can begin to resume a semblance of our normal lives once more.
Oh noooooooooooooo…this is just plain WRONG!!! :eek:
And funny too 
Anybody have the lowdown on what’s with Dr. Perper’s noggin? Did he see any combat back in Israel or anything?
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I think the only real question in anybody’s mind was that one word, “accidental.”
ohhhh the irony of it all … she reached her target weight and yet she’s no longer here to apprecate her triumph. 
Oh and to put an end to the speculation … I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
I’m probably not. However, it seems almost obligatory that any living male is required to make this claim. Just doing my part.
He was dropped on his head as a baby. No really.
Anna Nicole died? When did this happen? Why hasn’t anyone said anything about it yet? 
I’m hoping that CNN will give us an update on the state of Generalísimo Francisco Franco soon. I’m on the edge of my seat, over here.
Dudes,* I* am the father of the baby.
No, I’m Spartacus . . . wait . . .
Uh-oh. Did you use woman sperm? If so, then maybe I am the father of the baby.
You mean “accidental” like tripping over a crack in the sidewalk and landing mouth-first onto 10 different prescription bottles (all of them open and full) of pills, roll over on her back and have a bottle of Stoli fall out of the sky (open of course) and land right in her piehole, and accidentally make all the pills wash down her massive gullet, and hold that concoction down for a few hours?
Yeah, I can see it being “accidental”. 