This just in: Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental drug overdose

Yeah, that kind of accidental.

Yeah, like that.

How do you accidentally overdose on 8 different types of drugs?
“I think I forgot my medicine today, better take another one of each”
5 minutes later
“Oh, did I take my oxycuntun? I should make sure”
10 minutes later
"Shit, I never took my dramaqueenophyl. pops 3 more pills
15 minutes later
“More botox… more… MORE DAMNIT”
20 minutes later
“I need some sleeping pills… It’s expired so I better take a triple dosage!”
30 minutes later

…GACKT… drops dead

You mean like, seriously, really? And how did you find out? I would have thought such an injury would have indented his head rather than elevated a portion of it…barring an offsetting indendation somewhere else which is not visible on camera, that is.

It was a drug overdose? Holy fuck, I haven’t been this shocked since I found out Liberace was gay.

:eek:

You take that back!

Liberace was not . . .

[sob]

The autopsy report is posted to The Smoking Gun.

I was mildly surprised to see that the drug primarily blamed for her death is chloral hydrate (they still prescribe that? Who was her doctor— Mickey Finn, M.D.?) and that no fewer than SIX different benzodiazepine drugs were found in her system. Pretty sure even the pill-pushiest physician wouldn’t prescribe that many at the same time.

Really gave Elvis a run for his money, Anna Nicole did. Is it too early to start “sighting” her out & about?

It kind of begs the question as to why two “intelligent” (assume IQ not EQ or not ethical anyway) men are fighting over her baby.

I’d been wondering that since I first saw him on the news. I was watching it with someone else and we had no idea what he was talking about because we were mesmerized by his head. I think he’d look dapper in a hat.

Some people suspect her husband of being behind her death. I must say, I don’t get the impression that he went to great lengths to discourage either Anna Nicole or her son from their raging drug use.

Page 4: “The anus is unremarkable.”

About Dr. Perper’s head:

“Despite a slew of interviews, no one – not even his own staff – has asked about the unique shape of Perper’s head… He was dropped accidentally on his head by his aunt when he was a small child and a blood clot thickened part of his skull.”

Found here.

If it was worth remarking that it was unremarkable then wouldn’t it be remarkable?

Damn it! Why doesn’t my doctor give me the good stuff?

Yeah, I noticed that. I decided it’s my new catchphrase.

What would a “remarkable” anus look like?

“My god… it’s SQUARE!”

She had a pus-filled infection on her buttocks. Anna Nicole Smith died with an ass pimple. Where’s the dignity in that?

and why do i find that soooooo hilarious?

MelCthefirst

I believe Anna Nicole’s inheritance from her marriage to the octogenarian oil magnate J Howard Marshall has yet to be resolved. Therefore, any relationship to Anna Nicole Smith (for example - being the father of her child) would probably mean millions.

From Wikipedia :

Thank you.

The joys of living in a foreign country for an extended period of time. I actually had to ask someone who Anna Micole Smith was. Of course, I guess I could have just googled her.

Of course, when anyone asks why I’ve lived in Japan for 17 years, I tell them about all the things I’ve missed: the OJ trial, Monica, the Bush years.

According to reports in Spanish CNN, he recently abandoned his mausoleum after his favourite grandchild started working as the host of a reality show. Rumours of sightings of the Generalísimo riding the waves in Tarifa have not been confirmed.