annoy the neighbors

mom is mad at the neighbors, she is so sick of them complaining that her yard looks awful (who has time to do the yard?) you see, we live in this semi-upscale neighborhood, suburbia, in a sort, the houses look pretty much the same, the lawns are perfectly manicured, everything is extremaly NEAT.
so one day the grass gets a tad bit long. so what?
well, we got formal complaints from neighbors we never knew we had.

once again, who cares?

well, my mom seemed to take it to heart, and really has it in her to piss the neighbors off.

my idea was to have the pink flamingos in a football formation, and move them around from day to day. but that would be a bit more work that what we are willing to do.

any other ideas, outside of paving everything over?

-Jos
(Disclaimer: my spelling and grammer is atrocious. please forgive me. i am brilliant, not brainy.)

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