Gotta wonder about the stuff that doesn’t get to the ER.
Nurse… fetch my bowling ball please.
Well, that’s the thing, isn’t it?! I mean, how on earth do people LOSE things in a vagina? A vagina is not like a goddamned magician’s hat. It is not an AD&D portable hole. It has a beginning and a middle and an end.
This one sounds to me like something done as a prank on a drunk person.
Some women are acculturated to consider the area ‘dirty’ and be hesitant to go spelunking for lost items.
And to further embarrass myself, I had to ask mrAru to extract my Diva cup the first time I tried to use it …:o I just couldn’t manage to bend in such a manner that I could comfortably spelunk for a slippery little silicone device.
:eek: I accidentally got that stuff all over both hands and up one arm once - it was impossible to clean off properly and when it dried, it tore my skin and ripped my arm hair out when it came off. I can’t imagine what it would be like anywhere… <ahem>… more sensitive than that.
Not only that, but the things they choose to insert. Look, a cucumber I can understand. But a lightbulb? I don’t even understand the potential appeal of that. It just demonstrates poor judgment.
Well, anyone can sit on an acorn squash. Comes out with gentle heating and a pound of butter.
No men this year accidentally fell on their vacuum cleaners, landing penis-first?
I think it’s one of those things you’re allowed to lie about and the medical personnel are expected to pretend to believe. “Oh, don’t worry about it, lot’s of people accidently get a vibrating cell phone up there.”
Many years ago, I worked with a woman who said that when she was about 14 years old, she couldn’t find a tampon she’d inserted - and even worse, her mom was out of town and she was alone with her father for the weekend. :o He took her to the ER, because this was not long after all the news about toxic shock syndrome, and the ER doctor said this wasn’t all that unusual a problem, and one that’s important to take care of, not only because of TSS but also because they can smell really bad if they’re left in too long. He (the doctor) removed that tampon with a hemostat, which was especially embarrassing for her because she was a virgin (and yes, her dad did step out of the room). Maybe the string broke off; IDK.
(Tampax uses very tightly sewn-on strings; other brands don’t necessarily do that.)
When I was in college, I had a classmate who had worked in a pathology lab, and she said all kinds of…OBJECTS…ended up there. Her favorite story was the dildo that came in in some guy’s rectum one evening; what’s remarkable about this is that someone stole it. :eek: They never found out who.
I’m posting this here because she said that the grossest thing that came into that hospital was women who used a vacuum cleaner to perform a self-abortion. This city had an abortion clinic, too! They were usually teenage girls, or married women who were unfaithful and/or in an abusive marriage who didn’t want their husbands to know they were pregnant. I have never encountered evidence of that at any place I’ve worked at; however, the admission reason may have been disguised.
Might be a ‘Swiffer WetJet’…? “Whats that make Mommy do…?” :eek:
(…hope to Hell you change that cartridge before you use it again, Lady…)
How else you going to find the car keys?
If someone did that as a prank, I’d think it would be considered assault.
It’s great stuff for its intended purpose, but injected into a human orifice? Holy shit.
Or a robot arm … because that’s all he needed.
They don’t even have a code for that.
You mean there’s a code for jelly jar? POP go my illusions!