That’s what makes it believable, the fact that he’s not making any overly outlandish claims. He *could * be claiming that they went all the way, and there’d be no way to prove otherwise. But he’s just saying that they did massage and that Rekers didn’t even peak.
Rekers OTOH is going to great lengths and stretching credulity to its outermost limits in an attempt to cover his ass and convince the world (and himself) that he’s not really gay. And his efforts are nothing but laughable.
I’d ask for a blonde twinkie, some white socks, sandals and a fanny pack, and a copy of Travel & Leisure but I don’t want to step on BrightNShiny’s toes.
Twinkies for everyone!!!
Can I have a Ho-Ho instead?
Silly. If Rekers can have a ho, you can certainly have a ho-ho.
I’d like a [del]Long Dong[/del], I mean Ding Dong, I’d like a Ding Dong!
Oh, heck, just give me a Funny Bone. *I mean . . . *
Never mind.
I think you may have nailed down the essential difference between homosexual and heterosexual there.
And in that regard, may everyone get their “just desserts”! 
Twinkies for some, miniature american flags for others!
[Simpsons Nelson] Ha Ha![/Simpsons Nelson] The University of South Carolina has removed the “distinguished” professor’s bio from their website. I still have to wonder how messed up are those psychiatrists unfortunate enough to have been trained by Rekers.
Ha! /Joe
I believe you want a Little Debbie.
“And is this your bar of soap, sir?” (if he goes to prison)
Cuz doncha just hate it when your rent boy snuggles up next to you and makes your arm fall asleep?
I didn’t think I had anything to add to this thread but I guess I do. Many hotels located outside America have two twin beds pushed together to make the “big” bed for double occupancy rooms. They simply don’t have king or queen mattresses. Rekers may not have had a choice and is just grabbing desperately at straws here.
I could see that as a somewhat legitimate point… had he not originally told the blatant lie about the “baggage handling”.
Or if he hadn’t met the guy on rentboy.com. If you haven’t been there, there’s absolutely no mistaking what it is at all- it even has “explicit sexual gay photographs- must be 18 or over- agree or leave” etc. disclaimers.
Last time that happened, I had to smecker his arm away.
Or is he hadn’t gotten the “long stroke” massages. I believe, now, that there was no happy ending, but those massages as described are not therapeutic in nature. Whatever his hangups are, he clearly was looking for someone to do that kind of massage for him, and he knew not to bother trying NationalCMT.com
I looked at rentboy.com. It is not a work safe site. It is also not the place that would make you think, "what a great place to get someone to carry my luggage’. It is clearly and overtly male gay site.
Well, they do claim they will treat their customers’ packages with TLC! 