Hey, great. Another euphemism. I’ll add “ate my hamster” right below “killing kittens”
Welcome Torgo!
Um, **Torgo[/b)?
You might want to chew really well.
Just …in case.
Don’t worry. Today’s offer was: join the SDMB and get a free Heimlich manoeuvre coupon. I just hope it’s not going to be preformed by that fiercely looking goat in the corner which has been eyeing me the whole night*.
*It’s 6.a.m. in our part of the world
Oh, don’t mind Felton. He just watches.
Most of the time.
You aren’t a brunette, are you? Because he loves brunettes…
Flexibility? Flexibility, you say? THERE ARE NO ACCOMODATIONS! No leeway! And what precious few allowances we get are earned by the back-breaking, spirit crushing work we’ve been forced into. We toil day and night, jumping at the moment’s rest permitted for the few minutes until the next mod’s shift begins. Oh, it’s horrible!
And at night, the ice-admins come…
No, luckily I’m not. But please, tell me. Is he usually envious of someone with a longer goatee than his? Goat’s usually don’t look at me the way he does.
Goatee envy in a goat?
I think we have a paper here, folks!
Don’t make eye contact, and keep in mind that if he gets rowdy, he can be calmed by whistling Tristan und Isolde. Start from the beginning.
Sigh.
I just googled “torgo.”
Having never seen an MST3K episode (I know, the shame), I feel so left out.