After much lurking (couple of years acutally), I have finally signed up (as a guest at least for now). I realize that this may be the most amazing news many of you have heard all day, so I hope you were sitting down.
I expect that this first post will rapidly sink into oblivion - but at least I put it in the right forum - can’t get any more mundane or pointless than this!
In before mention of a goat.
Welcome to posting!
Welcome!
I’m greasing up the goat.
Wilkommen!
What can you tell us about your username?
If you google it with quote marks, I’m unique! Plus, I like a nice argument (I mean debate)
I’m allergic to goats, but if you have a good looking squid in the back room…
No you don’t.
I wasn’t. I’m suing you for the cost of a bionic replacement ass. You can expect to hear from my lawyer as soon as he finishes law school.
Oh, and welcome to the boards!
Hi!
I hope you brought pie.
Squid pie.
It’s about time you got here!! How long did you expect us to wait??
Sheeesh.
Welcome. 
Look, I told you once.
And thank you for the Welcome, especially Marley23 - you’re doing an amazing job!
(heh, I know enough to suck up early and good!)
We have a RoboGoat MV especially for the allergic. What with discrimination lawsuits running rampant these days. I’ll check with Hal Briston to make sure he oiled it down properly after the last use. It had a bit of a kerfluffle with the squid. A rusty goat won’t be quite as pleasant for you, but we’ll make it work. It’s not as gentle as the real goat, but I don’t think you will suffer any ill effects. No more than would require a tetanus shot anyhow.
Oh come on, the guy (I’m assuming Euphonious Polemic is a guy; apologies if I’m wrong) has been lurking for two years and you just bring out the goat. So long lived a lurker deserves the Great Lonk.
Welcome to the boards. If you’ve been lurking for a couple of years, I guess chances are pretty slim at this point that we’ll scare you off, but keep your guard up all the same.
Holy crap. What is that fuzzy “thing” hanging between its rear legs?
(checks package) Yes, guy.
No chance I’ll be scared off… bring on yer Great Lonk! Here’s what I think of him:
Hello Euphonious Polemic. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay!
Yours or the lonk’s?
Euphonius, squids are the exclusive property/sextoys of registered Ministers of the Church of the SubG ONLY!!
You shall now turn yourself in to be executed for Unlicensed Perversion.
Sorry I’m late; I was reeling in awe at the arrival of our newest member! snicker
Welcome to the boards!! And may I advise you to procure some duct tape for your, ah, initiation; trust me, you’ll thank me later.
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