Well, although none of you will know me, I have been lurking for well over a year thinking there was no point in me joining as I wouldn’t have anything to offer. 
But now I don’t care, I’m here to annoy/talk to you all 
Oh, I’m still a guest at the minute but I’ll get my membership when my wages are sorted 
Auf wiedersehn
One of the goats just fainted.
Anybody know the newbie count for the last 48 hours? We need to reprogram the…you know…for the higher numbers.
Welcome, klintypooh! Here be dragons.
May I be the first to ask about your name?
Whoaaa… and I thought I was the only one who misread that name…
:eek:
HI!!
Bye!
sighs, grabs salad tongs, waves to sunspace to wheel in the calamari, and heads off to look for another goat…
:: Sunspace waves at twickster ::
No prob! I’m glad we could sort that out backchannel!
:: Sunspace trips over slinky ::
:: calamari sluices across the floor and ends up in the “conversation” pit ::
Oh dear. Hubor is really not going to like that. We’ll be lucky if the …you know… is reprogrammed this week.
Oh! &?##@! This thing is live?
Er, welcome, klintypooh!
Well, this is gonna make or break my stay here but…
Klinty Pooh is my imaginary son/alter ego who has a fondness for cheesecakes and cups of tea among other things.He is 6 yrs old and is 6 every birthday (otherwise he’d be a 20 yr old imaginary son in years to come, and that’d just be weird eh? )
He is a loveably little rogue who can get away with anything and can seemingly get me anything from my SO (who coincidentally is the ‘mother’ and just as crazy as me 
)
The name kinda came from a FF game in a roundabout way and I think that’ll do for now
So there ya go, the story behind Klinty
Cute!
Welcome, klintypooh!
All this goat and calamari business is making me so hungry.
All of this posting is making me tired.And maybe because it’s nearly 5AM, methinks it’s time for bed :dubious:
::runs nekkid thru thread::
Y’know, given the number of new posters announcing their presence here recently, I believe we ought to check into buying more goats, by the truck load, from Sam’s Club; I’ll even consent to use my membership card. 
Welcome, klintypooh!
What exactly do I do with the goat?? I don’t wanna look like a fool by making love to it if its only for keeping my grass short
Oh, you’ve been lurking all right. You’re going to fit in just fine.
EEwwww!!! You wanted to make love to it?
Ick.Ick.Ick.
What?
<whisper shisper>
The whole lawn?
<whisper>
When I was unconscious?
<Whisper whisper>
<Whisper whisper whisper whisper. Whisper! Whisper whisper… whisper?>
<Whisper whisperwhisper whisper…>
Aw, &^%%$!
We started using goats right after we ran out of virgins. This was quite some time ago, as you can well imagine. Every time a newbie joins something must be sacrificed to the mighty Cecil dare I speak his name?, and why waste a perfectly good virgin for Og’s sake? You can make love to the goat before s/he’s sacrificed if you want to, but that is a bit icky and TMI. YMMV.
That’s my story and I’m sticking with it until it changes.
Um, Shibb, this is the Dope – we’re not out of virgins per se, we’re just out of virgins who are willing to cooperate.
It was easier before someone added the calamari.
Hey, that wasn’t my fault! I don’t even like calamari! It’s just that… that…
Ia! Ia! Fhtagn Cthul’hu qlrelh Rl’yeh vl’hurg kkkhhh… blrihmakh!
…I’m sorry? Must have blanked out for a sec. What were we saying?
Welcome to the sandbox, klintypooh, and all the rest of the newbies I’ve not welcomed. I know nothing of goats and calamari (except as an appetizer). I have nothing else to add.
I like you already.
Welcome!
Opps! That above one was me, not Noctural_Tick. I didn’t realise he was logged in.