Well, I'm finally here

But I’m now wrapped in duct tape! Ha! I’m impervious to your logic!

Good-looking squid here!

Shit. No chicks again…

Dare I??
Cite??

Yes, I dare.

Yes you are and aren’t you a fine specimen! Welcome aboard!

Hi! Welcome to the boards! (I feel weird welcoming someone, as I’m fairly new here too. I lurked for a LONG time, on and off for years, before I joined.)

Thanks!

I’ve lurked so long I feel I already belong!

<pulls up chair>
<opens beer>