Earlier this evening, in a small ceremony in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, UnwrittenNocturne and Nocturne were wed with brianjedi, Jessity, XJETGIRLX, and I in attendance.
Pictures will be forthcoming sometime in the next day or two when either Jet or Jess get home but the Noccies and Jet both are insistant I post this announcement immediately and I aim to please. (in addition to not wanting to get hurt)
Congratulations, guys. I love you both and you deserve the best.
Wait, let me get this straight: You actually MARRIED a person you met over the internet???
Good Christ, what kind of an idiot are you? I predict nothing but hurt and pain from such a union. It’s crazy! It’s insane! It’s…UnAmerican!!!
[sub]muttering Marring someone met on the SDMB, what kind of crazy idea is that…[/sub]
When two Dopers love each other very much, they have these…needs…see…so the Mommy Doper (or the Daddy Doper) lets the Daddy Doper (or the Mommy Doper) (Any combination will work) touch him/her in certain places…