Here is the picture that hangs outside of my office door.
Since there was discussion of Mountain Men I thought I’d toss this one in.
I also stold Sam Stone’s and lno’s dog, overfed id, then named it Presley.
This post threw me for a loop. I was like, “I don’t remember writing this. But it sounds like me.” And then I realized you were comparing!
I was 10 the first time I went back to India, and that’s when I got to ride the elephant. And a camel. They were both smelly but the camel was awful. The elephant was fun!
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I’m surprised you picked up on the Tori thing. My husband looked at it and thought it was something perverted. I looooooove Tori! She has a new CD coming out soon . . . yay!
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I’m looking forward to it. She’s nuttier than a fruitcake, but I love her.
Ok, here goes. I’ve never posted my picture online before, so play nice:
Whew. Another internet milestone!
This is a picture some Italian fellow drew of me way back when I was lounging about Rome… charming man, absolutely adorable wife, but why he put me on a seashell I’ll never know.
Wow!
You need a haircut. 
Darling, that was back in the 1400s! Trust me, love, I look absolutely faaaaahbulous now.
Whoa. DeZsa-Zsa Vu.
Forget the sledgehammar.
You need to be shot.
Roast him over a spit!
Deergoat?
Oh, come on! That was comedy gold!
Besides, she started it, with the whole ‘Darling’ and ‘faaaahbulous’.
Of course. 
Hmph! 
Nonono, her line was somewhat amusing. Yours was awful.
Just awful.
I believe it (as finding myself with someone so beautiful I would probably think I’d died and gone to heaven).
Finn: I thought you were possibly in your forties (late thirties at least). You’re quite well-read for a 24 year old.
Nay… you’re looking pretty young there too. Who’s that with you? Your older brother graduating college?
I don’t know, I just always pictured you as a blonde female.
Cool, thanks. Compared to some other Dopers though, I’m nuffin special. Thanks again though.
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Older? ~laughter~
That’s my younger brother, 20 months younger than me actually, graduating from Columbia.
Yikes! I need a publicist.
Kimera, over in this thread you stated:
After carefully reviewing your teemingmillions profile, I would just like to state: The road to a bijillion begins with one.
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