Come to think of it, the Orientation service would work equally well for the guys here too. Tell me if you’re interested, and we’ll set something up.
I’m 5’6" and the kind of advice I can provide on makeup and fashion is the kind of advice that I’d advise you not to follow, but you said it and you can’t unsay it, so neener neener.
So, exactly where do I pick up my complimentary cute Korean girls?
Yes, I too would, um, like to confirm my straight-ness. Many times. With a pair of cute Korean girls.
Um… yep.
You mean all those women will come over to test if I’m straight? Well, I suppose I’m up for it but only in the interest of science. 
hillbilly queen… mmm… den mothers… 
Anaamika and haramid-sol… jeez, get a room, you two!
and take pictures…
::eyes widen::
I’ve got a crush on Haramid-Sol so I’m getting invitations to “confirm my straightness”?
Where do I sign up?
And is Haramid-Sol coming?
Ethilrist, did you miss all my slightly flustered compliments in the “flirt with a doper” thread?
jackelope, you look like a less-dorky Alton Brown. And your wife’s hot.
raz is roadkiller? I thought she looked familiar.
And… how do I put this? The budding flirtation between Anaamika and Harimad-Sol is making me feel all funny inside, and I know I’m not the only one. I guess exhibitionism and voyeurism are alive and well at the Straight Dope! 
I’m not an exhibitionist!
I’m just…how shall we say it…exploring something new? Uh…yeah.
Not singling anybody out, Anaamika. This whole thread is an exercise in exhibitionism/voyeurism.
Damn, I’m lazy.
I finally got around to putting some pics up on the web so I can link 'em here.
However, I’m still too lazy to post links to each of the pics, so here, take a look at the whole darn album.
And on further reflection, I want to say I didn’t mean to imply that you and Harimad-Sol are flirting just for our amusement, that would be crass and insensitive. Sorry if I gave that impression. :o
~blushes~ Thank you! And badbadrubberpiggy is right, you are a teddy bear!
Someone called you “non-threatening”? :eek: What a compliment! 
No, I didn’t take that impression. I’m just a little embarrased over it, that’s all. But it’s certainly not unpleasant.
Girl from Mars, you are beautiful! I love a girl with freckles! <whew>
I expected nothing less. 
But you will open jars for us, will you not?
Harborwolf
FinnAgain
You pass! Merely asking to be tested confirms your straight-ness.
Female sexuality, on the other hand, requires much more extensive hands on testing, so to speak.
Gosh, Kaitlyn that offer sounds really great. But I already know I like women. Hmm… can I sign up anyway?
Exactly. Well, actually, I’d have made the offer even if you hadn’t been flirting with the other girls just cuz you’re so hot. And really it is Haramid-Sol you’re chatting up, so I hardly think anyone could blame you for flirting.
Go 14 east on County 12,
Turn right on a one lane gravel road,
You can park in the yard, beware of the dog
Wipe your shoes off, knock three times
And bring your billfold.
Of course. Mrs. Six and I can step back and, uh, supervise the experiment.
Curses, foiled again!
But what if I am simply unsure in my naive adolescent state, and I, um… have not had sex with enough women (that’s the ticket) to be totally sure and, um… um… ~looks about
Curses, foiled again!
But what if I am simply unsure in my naive adolescent state, and I, um… have not had sex with enough women (that’s the ticket) to be totally sure and, um… um… ~looks about furitively~
~makes a dash for the two hot Korean girls~
On this point, I agree.
Any woman who wishes to test her straightness is certainly welcome to give me a call.~
~makes a dash for the two hot Korean girls~
On this point, I agree.
Any woman who wishes to test her straightness is certainly welcome to give me a call.
What the FUCK happened with my coding?
~utterly baffled~
~slinks away~