“Gotcha Ya!”
Thanks 
That was from a while back. Here’s a more current one – with my best friend on the left (obviously the better-looking of the two of us).
Thanks a bunch, Anaamika and Alias. You gals made my day! Now I’m all 
So how’re **you ** doin’? 
Anaamika, really liked your picture where you’re doing the classical Indian dance (Bharat Natyam, if I’m not mistaken)…really cute
See, this is important.
How can y’all have a true test of sexuality if the only options are lesbian sex? No… in order for the trial to be valid you must include options for hetero, homosexual, and bisexual activities. And for that, you need menfolk.
Harborwolf and myself should be guests of honor. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Kathak! No Bharat Natyam here! (I took it for a while, but liked Kathak better).
But good on you that you know. Thanks for the compliment!
FinnAgain, I believe they’re testing my sexuality. And I’m fairly sure I’m straight. So having you or harborwold there isn’t going to accomplish much.
Well, it won’t prove anything new anyway.
Sure it will!
If offered a choice, then and there, between men and women (there are more enjoyable adjectives to use, but I’ll refrain…) that’d be an honest test. Otherwise the test becomes one of sometimes-bi-ness, and this must be quantified. Yes, in the name of science we must determine what the exact ratio of wanting men to wanting women is. Which is why, I offer my body up for use in this trial. In the name of science, of course
But I *know * I like guys. And I’m fairly sure I know what the ratio is, too…
Haramid-sol…or guys.
:eek:
- goes wobbly-kneed *
None of that, Mister. That’s my super-secret weakness: warm, snuggling handsome boys. Pull that on me, and I… gasp
I’ve said too much.
Just your lucky day… I’m a licenced instructor ;). We can try an introductory lesson, and if you show promise, I’ll develop a whole curriculum for you.
Oh, now aren’t you just a little flatterer :o. I look hopefully forward to blowing you away.
To the death! Well, no… but hopefully to that couch you were talking about earlier.
We need to come up with a specific term for this particular orientation. Mrs. Six is of the “Kaitlyn . . . or guys” orientation.
Finnagain It’s straight-ness testing. For a self-professed hetero, we really only need lesbian testing. And since I’m the only purely lesbian instuctor at Two Hot Korean Chick’s Orientation Testing and Pillow Fighting Academy, I’ll have to be the one conducting a very thorough test of Anaamika’s orientation.
First, we’ll start with a close observation of Anaamika and Haramid-sol, followed by a personal, hands-on follow up to confirm Anaamika’s claim that Haramid-sol is the sole female object of her affection.
Anaamika: Enrollment in pillow fighting is still open if you would care to join us after your orientation testing.
dare_devil007_: Glad you weren’t offended. You’re too young for oreintation testing or interrogation classes for now–see us in three years and we’ll work something out. What’s the age of consent for lingerie pillow fighting in Canada? I mean, that’s what teenage girls (and Korean lesbians in their 20’s and 30’s) do here in the United States on sleepovers, so I just naturally assume the same thing goes for Canadians.
She’s 18. Flirting is allowed with this one.
We’re still conducting open enrollment in our lingerie pillow fighting classes. Fun for everyone!
She’s hitting on chicks.
Tell her about the pillow fighting, and lure her in for orientation testing.
Miss Violaceous: We have a pillow fighting class going on right now. You’re welcome to join us. There might be some, ah, other services we could provide you with if you so desire later on. Pirate themed lingerie would make for a nice addition.
Okay, you cosplayed Puzzle Pirates, you are my new HERO.
Of course we have pillow fights. Just not in…lingerie. I don’t think any of my friends (including me) has even worn lingerie. I don’t think my mom even has any. I’m assuming the age of consent for lingerie pillow fights is 18?? I wouldn’t know because I’ve never heard of lingerie pillow fights till now. Heh heh.
Let’s do the pillow fight first! Tell you what, I’ll bring all of my stuffed animals (I’ve got quite a few) and throw them into the mix, too.
Kaitlyn: spoilsport!
If you’re feeling left out…
Age of consent in Canada is 14, so she’s old enough for you to say, “Who’s your mommy!” (Provided, of course, you do that in Canada.)
It’s the standard way of doing things down here in the states. Mrs. Six assures me that it’s true, and it’s not just some warped lesbian fantasy of mine, and she wouldn’t lie to me.
I can offer you an age-exemption for the lingerie you want to join.
She’s underage.
She’s less than half your age.
Can’t ask what she and her friends are wearing during their pillow fights.
Wouldn’t be appropriate.
Doesn’t matter how hot she is, wouldn’t be appropriate.
Must resist temptation.
Anaamika: Stuffed animals are welcome, as is animal print lingerie. Will you be bringing your own lingerie (tiger print, I assume), or will you need some provided for you? By the way, in case it wasn’t clear, heels are optional only if you are taller than 5’ 7", a blind vigilante, or a British master spy.
kimera: We have pirate-themed lingerie available for our pillow fight if you’d like to join.
FinnAgain: Priceguy can’t referee the pillow fight and operate the camera to , uh, document the orientation testing, so that job’s still open. By the way, how tall are you?
I’ll bring stuffed animals, but ugh, no animal-print lingerie. Let’s see, I’ve got a lovely hunter green chemise, will that do? I rather like the way green sets off my hair.
And I’m only 5’5" so I’ll be wearing heels.
Well then, you’re in luck. I happen to have a very good eye for taking photographs. Camera duty’s mine.
And, I’m six feet tall.
Good, cuz umop ap!sdn has defected to our side, so we’ll need a new guy for high shelf duty.
A green chemise will do, but only if your panties match. We must be coordinated. The nylons can be the stay up kind or attached to a garter belt or corset, your choice.
umop ap!sdn: A camisole is a lingerie top that reaches down to about your waist, just above your panties. A chemise goes down to the upper thighs, just barely covering the underwear, but exposing your stocking tops. Ballet length is mid-thigh, and anything longer is a gown.
For everyday wear, I’m in a chemise and panties, but for pillow fighting it’s a merry widow all the way.
All right, I’m all dressed for the pillow fight: Pink demi-cup pushup bra, panties, and garter belt, all with black lace trim, black fitted silk stockings, three inch heels. Harimad-sol is already here. As soon as everyone else arrives, we can get things underway.
Heh, heh.
I’ve hijacked the picture thread.
I’m flriting with all the straight girls.
Nobody’s noticed I haven’t posted a picture.
I have the perfect picture of me in sexy lingerie.
Nobody’s going to ask if I’m careful to distract them with all this pillow fighting nonsense.
Heh heh.
Well, since no one’s flirting with me, I’ve got nothing better to do than scrutinize every post to see if there’s some clue as to what I’m doing wrong, so I spot this right away, and I’m asking. 