Hey, pal, this is the internet, where 90% of the lesbians are balding, overweight, middle aged men.
I am stealing that word for my own personal use.
The link has been fixed. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to figure out I hid the link in a smiley.
A tricksy (and gorgeous!) one you are.
By the way, I never look that good in real life. That’s by far the best picture anybody has ever taken of me.
Oh, and people looking closely might find a second picture of me and one of Mrs. Six.
And to clear things up, yes I am wearing lingerie in that photo. I always wear lingerie.
Found it! (click on the smilies)
And another one…
Damn Kaitlyn. You’re a cutie. It’s gonna be a right shame to watch that purty lil face get pounded by pillows. 
I did say that in the pit thread. I’m still a little uneasy because I look at those pictures and I can still see remnants of my old face under all that extra fat the hormones have added and the softer chin line that resulted from the electrolysis.
But a friend whose judgement I trust has assured me that I’m wrong, and that nobody sees anything masculine in that face, so I figured, what the hell, I’ve teased everyone long enough.
I may get nervous about it and break the links in a day or two, but I’ll leave them there for now.
Seriously, though, monica you should have let everyone search for themselves; it’d be more fun that way. Anyone find the pic of Mrs. Six yet? It’s her modeling headshot from two years ago, but she actually does look every bit that good IRL.
Now that’s more like it.
Are you ladies ever going to pillow fight?
Should we start a pillow fight thread?
I thought the rules I posted were workable for an online message board fight.
Zebra
Your friend is absolutely right; you have absolutely nothing to worry about. You’re gorgeous. 
D’oh.
The green smiley that follows the words “Mrs. Six” in monica’s second link is Mrs. Six, the modeling headshot I referred to earlier. I don’t even look that good in my dreams. The two pictures of me are my school pictures from last month.
monica: Well done on the detecitve work. You should expect your no-prize in the mail next week.
Wow! I’d never have known anything if you hadn’t said something. I can’t tell a thing from the photo other than you’re an absolutely stunning babe. Mrs. Six is a hottie too.
Wow. You’re both gorgeous and Mrs. Six might be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
She’s number four on my list. Maybe five. It varies depending upon my mood.
That would work, and I think your rules are a good guideline. I can open up a thread tomorrow morning when I get up to page the contestants, and link here.
Come to think of it, since you’re the scorekeeper / referee, you’re welcome to start the thread if you like.
I do have to say that this is without a doubt the single most successful thread hijack I have ever conducted in my life.
Kaitlyn - I just wanted to pop in really quick and say that I think you are SOOO PRETTY!
There are so many beautiful people here that I’d love to comment on, but your picture caught me and made me happy that I’m a straight woman who can STILL appreciate another beautiful woman.
Jennifer*
Kaitlyn, you and Mrs. Six are gorgeous!
Kaitlyn,
You and Six are just beautiful.
and you are a sneaky little bee-itch.
I’m going to start using that trick.
::blushes::
Thank you all. You’ve made me turn orange.*
By the way, if you happened to be shopping in the misses section of a certain department store roughly four years ago during around the time spring fashions came out, you’ve probably seen Mrs. Six in a very skimpy bikini.
*Cuz, you know, I have a significantly yellowish complexion, and when you blush you turn red.
Red plus yellow = orange.
Yeah, Mrs. Six thinks it’s a dumb joke too.
Who would these other four women be?