Ouch!
K is for kaylasdad, dead of fried nerves.
L is for lno, too fast on the curves.
M is for Mangetout, who choked on a berry,
N is for NoClueBoy, saw a movie too scary.
O is for Omniscient, succumbing to rabies,
P is for Persephone, betrothed unto Hades.
Q is for Qwisp who just broke straight in two,
R is for Rue De Day, killed in a coup.
S is for Saxface, forced to swallow her instrument.
T is for Treviathan, who ate carrots to his detriment.
U is for ultress, who walked under a ladder.
**V[/v] is for Verrain, concussed by a bladder.
Damn, punha, I’m gonna stop sending to the “Naked punha” fund if you keep forgetting that I’m a T!
[sub]Hubby-to-be gets mentioned twice, I get nothin’. Some friends. :D[/sub]
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S is for Smiling Bandit, who misused a Wish.
T is for TruePisces, impaled on a fish.
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W is for widdershins, claimed by a clock.
X is for Xavier, who walked off a dock.
Balance, that was perfect! Thank you! 
tsk
I don’t get mentioned at all. 
Robin
I’ll have you know my mother died that way! <Runs out of the room sobbing>
Y is for Yolande, stoned for screwing trees.
Z is for Zebra, who did a Sonny Bono on skis.
A is for annalemerino, eaten by a dolphin.
B is for Bluesman, killed dueling the dauphin.
C is for Captain Amazing, died of shock from his mother’s demise.
D is for Danimal, killed battling arthropods at sunrise.
E is for Elenfair, who ate too many magic markers.
F is for fizgig, mistaken for Peter Parker.
G is for Garfield226, who ate worms and then popped.
H is for Hamadryad, who ran a marathon and then flopped.
I is for if you don’t know i won’t tell, who knew a government secret.
J is for Juliette, killed for her stash of Sucrettes.
K is for Kaf, who laughed at the wrong man.
L is for lee, whose head got too close to the fan.
M is for motorhead, kicked to death by midgets.
N is for **nocturne[/v], decapitated by a flying widget.
O is for Osiris, who performed one too many jello stunt.
P is for Priceguy, who was shot in a fox hunt.
Q is for Quasimodem, who caught a cold in cyberia.
R is for Ruby, who choked to death on wysteria.
S is for Silver Fire, who for too long was moribund.
T is for ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, AMBER? TruePisces, who STOPPED GIVING TO THE NAKED PUNHA FUND!