What’s the Carmel definition of Natural Childbirth?
- Full anesthesia, no makeup...
How does a Carmel housewife commit suicide?
- Puts all of her clothes in a pile, and jumps from the top...
What does a Carmel housewife make for dinner?
- Reservations.
Changing the subject, Avarie, do you have any preferences on what we bring? I am a rather good cook, and I can bring something of the usual summer cookout fare, or I can also do something a bit more exotic. Dammit, salsa is already covered, however. I make an excellent batch…
Also, address and directions need to be covered sometime…
Email me your address and I’ll give you directions!! And that goes for everyone else as well.
I plan on having a traditional veggies and dip tray, as well as making some soy-ginger slaw (instead of the regular stuff). I also plan on providing a watermelon.
I dunno … can you do summer fare with an exotic kick? (Like my ginger-soy slaw?)
Lawndarts. We need lawndarts. And firearms. Who’s got some fun firearms we can play with? I recently sold my rusty nail and broken glass collection, so that’s out the window.
My MIL has all those outdoor game thingies (bocce, horseshoes, badmiton, prolly croquet), and we’ve got tons of board games. Anybody have Taboo (it’s my FAVORITE game!!)?
Our lawn’s not in fabulous shape, so bocce/croquet might be … interesting, to say the least!
Also, for the sake of easy-to-find-ness, I think I’m gonna get some balloons or something and tie them to the fire hydrant in our right-of-way out front.