Another one for ChiefScott.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hey there Chiefie, suprise! No smilies!

I bet you thought that there would be another assload of em.
Well I was just thinking, a while back you bet me two dollars that I would not be able to use correct capitization for 2 weeks, well, its been about 6 months.

I dont know why, but I just started taking the time to mae sure everything was capitalized correctly. Looks like you owe me 2 bucks. But in the light of the fact that now I am a more productive poster,and a better typist, forget about it.
Just a thank you from that young man that had the audacity to giggle at you whilst peeing on your shoes.

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In lieu of a grammar flame (which I would only do because he comments on his improved typing skills) I will only point at the OP and giggle.

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If I recall correctly, I believe I challenged you to two weeks of capitalization, punctuation and spelling.

I’ll let your post stand as testiment to my closed wallet.

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nahh im pretty sure that it was just capitilization

KIDDING, sheesh, puncutation was also possibly there too, in fact I belive you even asked for my address to send me the two bucks but I said that it was not that big a deal, but its late and I am too tired to search for the thread.

I guess spelling is next, followed by grammar, and then its on to bigger and better things, like Smilie Art.

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Oh and obfusciatrist, bite me.

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Is it just me, or is betting on the SDMB just pointless? Let’s review:

Phaedrus . . . 'nuff said.

Bets on what name CD Milk would use next . . .

Bets on when a thread gets closed/moved . . .

Bets on when JDT would get banned . . .

The current bet, which I doubt fnord’s gonna win.

And now I am going to attempt to correct fnord’s post:

Bolding is where, I hold, fnord erred. Things in parentheses are, I hold, unnecessary or being corrected by the bolded text that follows them. Things in brackets are my comments.

"Hey there**,[sup]1[/sup] Chieff**[sup]2[/sup]ie, sur[sup]3[/sup]prise! No smilies!

"I bet you thought that there would be another assload of '[sup]4[/sup]em. [No space needed after period][sup]5[/sup]
Well**,[sup]6[/sup] I was just thinking(,)—[sup]7[/sup]a while back you bet me two dollars that I would not be able to use correct (capitization)capitalization[sup]8[/sup] for (2)two[sup]9[/sup] weeks(,).[sup]10[/sup] [Space needed for new sentence] (w)W[sup]11[/sup]ell, it’**[sup]12[/sup]s been about (6)six[sup]13[/sup] months.

"I don**’[sup]14[/sup]t know why, but I just started taking the time to mak**[sup]15[/sup]e sure everything was capitalized correctly. Looks like you owe me (2)two[sup]16[/sup] bucks. But in (the)[sup]17[/sup] light of the fact that (now)[sup]18[/sup] I am now a more productive poster,[space needed after comma][sup]19[/sup] and a better typist, forget about it. [no space needed after period][sup]20[/sup]

[One line in-between paragraphs][sup]21[/sup]
“Just a thank[no space needed]-[sup]22[/sup]you from that young man (that)who[sup]23[/sup] had the audacity to giggle at you whilst peeing on your shoes.”

I count 23 errors. I was going to get really picky, but I have to wake up today at some point. That means I have to go to sleep.

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Sigh . . .

That post title was supposed to read, “It’s Anally-retentive man! Or, I hereby invoke Gaudere’s Rule!”.

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Closed at the request of the OP.