Never mind all this speculation about some possible missing person – will somebody just ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE??
Hmmm; if I didn’t know already, TVeblen has helpfully pointed out that apparently my very existence is Mundane and Pointless.
(Tap, Tap)
Er, hello, hello, is this thing on?
No no no, you got it all wrong. Those two are not even on the same continent. However Nessie and Jack the Ripper are in fact one and the same person. Think of it - same time frame, same island. A lake monster by day, a serial killer by night - it all adds up perfectly. If only this Kabong person was something more then a Tyler Durden style split personality occasionally possesing Bosda’s body he’d back me up on this one.
We get commercial real estate emergencies here sometimes. They’re very similar. “I HAVE TO BUY A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR BUILDING RIGHT THIS MINUTE!” Because otherwise the world would explode or something. Those people are quite difficult to get off the phone or to put into some poor unsuspecting person’s voicemail.
How’d we get on this subject without an OP?
Kabong, you should call your office and tell yourself that you’re not there. That way, if you ever get lost, you’ll know where you aren’t.