I’ll help teem. Can I use sock-puppets? Pleeeeeeease??
For Petes sake, don’t get into a panic. All is not lost, boys. It’s fairy easy to get incap’tcitated, if you’re not careful. I** tink** you aught to belly up to the bar, and stop the smeear campaign. Ok?
Wendy
wring, your post definitely deserves an award of some sort!
Excuse me, both Fenris and Polycarp have both called for an end to the “PeterPanization” of this thread. I think we should respect their wishes in this matter. I don’t really care that Arnold Winkelried, who has mysteriously become an administator for some reason, wants to play along.
What’s the matter Arnold, “moderator” wasn’t good enough for you?
Wisest Novel -
We can start any time you’re ready. I had a couple of problems (accidentally locking myself in the broom closet, jamming the fire doors open, and somehow geting my head stuck in the Habitrail[sup]TM[/sup]), but now I’m good to go.
Except,[sub]I may have let one of the hamsters escape.[/sub]
Don’t tell Fenris, okay?
Remember Shade, here at the SDMB, socks should be warm and fuzzy, not heard.
Oh yeah, Exgineer, you’ve let one of them @#!! hamsters escape. It’s in my computer now, squeaking something about unionizing the hamsters in my computer. They’ve taken my CD ROM hostage, I don’t look forward to seeing what they’ve threatened to do to it.
You better get over here and fix it or I’m telling Cecil II.
Okay, Robb, see if you can find some peanut butter, a Have-a-Heart[sup]TM[/sup] trap, a can of whipped cream, a double order of egg foo yung, and six paper clips, and I’ll be right over.
I think I can gather those things up.
Now I’ll just be hoping that you have a way with the hamsters.
As was explained by some other poster (I forget the name) who was able to deduce the career path for SDMB staff: it’s the Peter Principle at work. I love corporate America!
I assumed it was a bug in the new software that will soon be ironed out.
Hey Fenris - can I be your Firesign Theatre expert? (I see I got here before Ukulele Ike did.)
Corner basement office with a window works fine for me. 
Well, let’s see…We’ve got the multitudinous resident smarty-pantses to back up Fenris, er, Cecil II. We’ve got the Exgineer Repairman, the Lunch Lady Stargazer, and the RobbTrion Tag-Teem, and Blanx drawing a Fenris II. Now, what you really need is a Metamorph to fill in where any of the others cannot. Someone who is expert at nothing, but can convince people that they are for a short time, just enough for the real Cecil II or Fenris II to arrive when their jet-setting plane was delayed by inclement weather. The Metamorph could also cover for Lunch Lady Stargazer or the Exgineer-man in a pinch, convincing the basement masses that lunch will, indeed, be ready in a jiffy, and no, that was decidedly not an explosion you heard.
Yes, you definitely need a Metamorph, and I am just the volunteer to do it.
Arwen, stop trying to cook that hamster. I know you’re trying to help, but it belongs in the wheel, not in the pot.
And while you’re at it, could you possibly come over here and hold this darned cage door shut? Just drop the oil can.
I swear, these Metamorph Volunteers just don’t know when to change into hamster-form, hop on the wheel, and just RUN.
On the other hand, you’re pretty cute in your birth-form. I’m pretty sure Fenris will be able to find a special assighment for you. Please report to the penthouse office suite immediately.
[sub] For crying out loud, when is Cecil going to get in here and say “Hello” to Fenris so we can end this farce?[/sub]
hey RT there’s only so many corner w/a window offices in the basement, ya know.
Exgineer - did you say “oil can”? Do I hear a Garland of voices talking? WOuld you be lion to me? It’s totolly possible, especially if you’re using a (ahem) strawman arguement. Stop monkeying around, 'coz Fenris doesn’t appreciate that. Does Anthracite know we’re not in Kansas anymore?
Those voices are a Baum to his soul…
witch ones?
The good and wicked ones, of course!
that’s easty for you to say.
Do you need a Receptionist? I can do that and be your Administrative Assistant at the same time! I have a decade of experience and I can wear low-cut blouses, if that would be beneficial.
Ya know, all this metamorphing is starting to give me a headache. Exgineer, maybe you should invest in a better lock for your hamsters so I don’t have to keep hopping into the wheel to keep the servers going… (Which Fenris did you want me to see? The one who prefers to be called Cecil II or Fenris II
Lisa Annn, You would make a lovely Secretarial Administrative Assistant Receptionist. If nobody else will hire you, I will take you on as my own. These hacks down here are running me ragged! 