You could also help me spell sometimes…
**S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S
Clearly this whole mutiny thing has gotten out of hand, and The Powers That Be need to step in and restore order. I suggest that the identifiers for the ringleaders be immediately changed from “member” to All Hail Uncle Cecil!, as a constant reminder of Cecil’s unassailable omniscience over this entire board.
I will avoid naming names directly, but, going the roman á clef route, please note that three of the most egregious offenders – prime candidates for this modification – appear to be Hubris, fizzle, and wrong. Also, an administrator, one Harold Witherspoon, appears to be somewhat lax in protecting Cecil’s reputation, if not in actual league with the perpetrators.
Thanks, Arwen!
I always got 100% on my spelling tests.
What should my first duty entail?
Arwen, as long as you keep yer pseudopods off my secretary/receptionist (Hi Lisa Ann!), you can be our metamorph.
I’m ignoring all the bad puns. Good heavens: has everyone’s good sense desert-ed them?
And I hate to suggest this, but I’m afraid we may have to have whitetho silenced.
Although he’s right. This movement is going to keep growing unless Cecil says stop. I’ve decided that silence=consent in this case.
Fenris, Cecil II
::looks around furtively::
What bad puns?
Fenris, Cecil II, sir? I pulled the utility van up to the back door and found a tarp and a handtruck like you asked. Did you want me to dispose of something?
You should also be aware of a nasty rumor that’s starting to circulate. Certain people are claiming that Cecil II doesn’t really exist, and is just front created by the SDMB Replacement Staff.
Okay, if whitetho won’t do his official job, it’s my turn. I have here the names of 202 Communists…
Oops, wrong folder.
I have here absolute photographic proof that Fenris is actually a sock puppet of an Administrator. Or else the creation of Jerry the Tech God on slow nights around the Reader office.
Good Morning, Master!
Sorry I’m late - I stopped by the market to pick up fresh coffee and breakfast!
Do you like cream or sugar?
does her Metamorph duties and makes sure Cecil II is seen in various places around the boards, just to make sure people are assured that he does, indeed exist
with all these assistants sucking up, I feel I need to remind Cecil II who actually does the work around here.
and my windows need washing, too.
harumph.
Sorry, I don’t do windows.
New Game…Find the trail of the Metamorph!
Okay, so that game is a little lame. Suffice it to say that Cecil II has streaked through most of the forums (as appropriate…It is dangerous politically to make too early an entry into GD etc.) The Teeming Dopers have been introduced to His Megatron-ness, except in one forum, where they will be directed to the Nature’s Platform thread, through a freak accident. This reflects on Cecil II in no way whatsoever.
wring, I’m getting to the windows. Eventually. I promise. Really, I do. You can trust me. Really, you can.
I’ve been busy filling in that big hole I dug in the back lawn area. I realize that I misunderstood one of Cecil II’s instructions, and it’s my own derned fault, but these things take some time. I put the utility van back where it belongs and ditched the handtruck and tarp too. Sorry about that. It won’t happen again.
I’m also, um… trying to avoid JerryTheTechGod concerning the , er… [sub]Escaping Hamster Incident[/sub]. Your windows will be cleaned. Eventually. I Promise.
Arwen? Well, geeze, um, thanks for the offer of help and all, but, considering your last post…
Just pretend you don’t know me, okay? I have enough problems under the new administration. I’ve just realized that I may be the worst ever Phyisical Plant Engineer.
Just a query; as Fenris is jockeying to be Cecil’s metatron, can we now refer to him as a Fencil?
Not if you know what’s good for you.
Just a quick reminder that Unca Cece’s exalted position within the universe shall never be challenged and that we, the Teeming Millions, his undyingly loyal subjects, must never be tempted to transfer our undying loyalty to shameless delusional pretenders. Also note that Cecil forgives most those fallen who buy his books in bulk.
**Exgineer ** if I could see out this window, maybe I could help you locate the escapees.
Hint.
hint.
whitetho, you keep ignoring the obvious - we’re ‘helping’ you see, so it isn’t mutinous in the least, it’s a very direct form of adoration (aka sucking up).
Reporting for duty. What is the request for the day, oh Metatron-ness?