Our master would like his privacy and a saucy wench. So off with yourself and don’t return until you’ve located a willing nubile slave!
Hmm. DId he specify which sauce? A nice white sauce? Hollandaise? Bernese? Pesto? Details, we need details!
Maybe some A-1 steak sauce, some jerk chicken sauce, barbecue sauce, tabasco sauce, Dave’s Insanity Sauce[sup]TM[sup], Kick your Ass[sup]TM[sup] sauce, or even applesauce?
Honey BBQ. Oh, and some beer, while you’re at it. That is all.
Some beer? I think we need more details as to what kind of beer our great and mighty master desires!
Heineken? Labatts? Molson? Something else which I do not know?
refuses to comply with Lisa Ann’s request, but asks the kitchen help for some chocolate sauce. Everyone knows that’s the best kind.
One of each kind.
Arwen, you better behave yourself and get that honey BBQ sauce.
The master still needs a servant girl. He’s waiting.
Okay people, let’s get back to business here.
Arwen needs to stop metamorphing into Cecil II’s form. While it raises awareness among the Teeming Millions of the new order, it also sows confusion and doubt.
Lisa Ann, Flamsterette_X, and wring need to cease and desist in their transparent attempts to curry favor with the Boss (Cecil II), and get back to work.
I hereby request all of you to report to Polycarp immediately. I have appointed him Personnel Manager on my own non-existent authority.
Naysayers like whitetho may kindly take a flying leap.
Exgineer - Loyally Minioning for Cecil II
bows
I have already obeyed thy command, Exgineer. Too many weird looks came of that. I think it comes from having no known pictures to model myself after.
Your talents with the hamsters are to be commended, however.
My “talents with the hamsters are to be commended?” I think not. JerryTheTechGod fixed all of my screwups, and didn’t even try to hurt me much. He is truly a prince among men.
I’m starting to think that we need a “Cecil II Loyal Minions Recruiting Drive.”
To that end Arwen, would you mind setting up a schedule for manning the booth?
I shall carry on with my other duties. Inadequately as usual.
staffing the booth. It’s an equal opportunity world, baby!
We are now recruiting for an Vice President of Hamster Management (that means you feed 'em and clean the **** out of their cages; the fancy title is to cover up the duties).
Other persons seeking formal roles are invited to submit job descriptions and statements of why they believe themselves to be qualified. 
“Curry” favor w/the boss? what a Spiceious accusation. Sage advice would be to stop going with your basil instincts and peppering your discourse with such truffles. It merely pours salt in the wound. Parsley 'cause it’s not true and parsley 'cause I’m not parsley to curry. 
Don’t worry, it’s a cumin mistake.
Fenris/CecilII - we haven’t discussed my celery yet; also, if you carob to keep me, it’s a little Chili in here, so a heater would be nice, I’m sure you mint to do so. There’s still Thyme of course.
Oh WOW. I’m finally going to get some help down here. Hey Polycarp, do you think we could hire a window-washer too? I haven’t gotten to wring’s windows yet, and that foot-tapping thing she does makes me nervous.
I’d do it myself, but I’m armpits deep in the sewage line. It seems that the Boss (Cecil II) deigned to grace us with his presence this afternoon, and some …stuff got stuck in the pipes.
This is what proves that he’s the perfect replacement for the original Cecil. Showing once a week and all.
And Arnold? I’m running around here like a chicken with its head cut off and a road flare up its butt, and you want my memoranda to be politically correct? Sheesh.
Okay, we need a couple of temps here: window washer and assistant plumber. Also someone to extract a road flare from an area of Exgineer’s anatomy we will not mention on a family-oriented board.
Volunteers? If I don’t get some volunteers pretty soon, I’ll go over and open the first flirtation thread in MPSIMS that I come to and start naming some “volunteers”. 
Polycarp is on the job, and all is right with the world. I have three more requests for you, Most Emminent and Illustrious Personell Manager:
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Re: The New Plumbing Guy - could you ask Cecil II to stop eating Thai food? It would make the new guy’s job a lot less unpleasant.
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I got the road flare out by myself just fine, thanks. Nobody else would want to look at that anyway, believe me.
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Re: The New Window Guy - is Opal available?[/ul]
Thank you for your attention to this pitiful plea for help. I don’t know how Jerry gets anything done at all.
Sorry I’m a little late today; here’s this afternoon’s schedule for manning (staffing? Pah!) the Loyal Minions Recruiting Drive Booth:
(all times MDT)
11:00 - Noon: Arwen-set up
Noon - 1:00: Flamsterette and blanx
1:00 - 2:00: Opal and wring
2:00 - 3:00: Exgineer and Lisa Ann
3:00 - 4:00: RTFirefly and stv
4:00 - 5:00: stargazer and käse
5:00 - close: Arnold and Wisest Novel
Polycarp to stop by at least once per shift to enhance the recruitment effort.
Cecil II to stop by at least once per day.
Anyone who misses their shift will not get their Cecil Cookie. (When we find any, that is…)
So what’s MDT converted into PST? An hour ahead or something? I have to know these things if I’m to effectively perform my duties. or perform them at all. Hey, what ARE my duties?
I AM working! I am busy meeting his majesties’ every desire.
Ummm…I think the duties of the booth-watchers are to use this handy chloroform bottle (it came installed with the booth!) and cloth to snag unwitting “volunteers” and throw them into the back of this van, here. Then we will ship them to the Basement Complex [sup]TM[/sup] and determine their usefulness. And just give flyers to the people that look too big to carry.