Ankles at home, knees in public.
Ankles. If the floor is dirty, I spread my legs wide enough to keep the pants tight so they don’t touch the ground. I feel too restricted if I keep the pants at the knees. I enjoy leg movement too much to do otherwise.
Me neither. I thought she had just came up with a clever name for her lower intestine.
You guys leave your pants on?
Why, no, I don’t leave my pants on, lieu. I get more comfortable evacuatory completion with my legs spread out at a 90-degree angle – impossible with the pants still on.