When sitting on the throne, who pulls their pants all the way down to their ankles and who just pulls them down to their knees?
The knee method, I admit, has a certain efficiency inherent in it. If, ferinstance, you needed to get up right away and make a hasty exit. And if you’re in a public john, the knee method saves you from having your underpants down at your ankles for all to see (not that anyone would actually look :eek: ).
However, I find the knee method a bit uncomfortable. It’s as if I’m reluctant to admit to the job at hand and only want to lower my drawers as far as is absolutely necessary.
So, it’s ankles for me. All or nothing, I always say. hee hee
I’m a knee’s man myself. Several reasons for this. If I’m doing the deed and I’m NOT reading a magazine, then this was most certainly an emergency trip. The knee method has obvious advantages to magazine reading. The other reason is that I’m a bit anal about fun things like public restroom floors. I dont even want to think about whats down there(shudders), so there is no way in hell an article of clothing is gonna touch the ground.
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Usually ankles, but if I don’t want my pants to touch the floor or I’m wearing pants that are too tight to make it past my buff-ass calves easily, I settle for knees.
(That’ll teach my roommates to read over my shoulder while I’m on the internet!)
The ankles. And I don’t care if they touch the ground.
Once as a young man at a football game I left my pants around my knees (it was very cold that day) while doing my business and my penis somehow caught on the lip of my jeans. Unaware of this (I was so focused on the cold) I proceeded to pee directly into the seat of my pants.
All the way down to the ankles for me. I pish then down as far as I can get them, and my underwear too. All this because once, I didn’t pull my pants down all the way and I got a wet surprise in the seat of my pants.
I had an episode several years back where I dropped trou all the way down. When I started to pull them back up, I discovered the previous…occupant…had pissed all over the floor. I gotta tell you, there is nothing like wearing pants soaked with someone else’s pee.
Ever since, I’m a half-way-down-the-calf-man and I always check the floor…
At the ankles, unless it’s a nasty restroom with frighteningly unclean floors with toilet paper and piss and roaches on the floor, and I’m wearing long pants. (I’m short, so most of my jeans, etc. tend to come down past my feet and shoes.) Then I distastefully avoid the floor at all cost. -shudder- Naaaasty.
I rarely use the toilet, sit down style, when I’m not at home. And then I’m generally a between the knee and ankle guy. But I bunch it up so it hangs and doesn’t touch the ground, which I am squeamish enough with it seeming clean.
When I’m at home I walk around wearing only boxers, all the time man. So when I go I just drop em and get naked to go which, let me tell you, is the very best way of all.
In public restrooms, I do the floor-check and assuming all is well, they go around the ankles. At home though (where I’m usually shoeless), I pull one leg completely out and let them bunch at the ankle of the other leg so I can spread out wide to do my duty. Just more comfortable to me that way.
