Another sexual poll -- First masturbation

In My Humble Opinion
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Just curious if y’all are willing to share your first experience masturbating.

I grew up Catholic, so masturbation weighed heavily on my conscience. You know, “self-abuse” and all that. Well, it was in eighth grade that I discovered the power of my penis. Despite the constant threat of God and sin looming over me, I could not resist my penis. At first it was playing in the shower, building myself up a bit, pleasuring myself, but not actually coming. I guess I figured if I didn’t actually come, it wasn’t a sin. Or some logic to that effect. Then came a couple of times staring into the porcelein gleam of the toilet, but once again, I would stop myself before judgment would be rained down upon me.

When it finally happened, my parents were asleep and I was mindlessly watching some TV movie downstairs. It was not a sexually enticing movie. In fact, Rhea Perlman starred in it. No, I was not masturbating to Rhea. Really. Anyhow, I misjudged my timing and all of a sudden a pearly liquid resembling Soft Soap squirted out of my pecker. I wasn’t paying much attention, and I hadn’t even realized that I came until I felt a dampness in my hand. All over the carpet and all. Somehow, with all the guilt at the time, I missed the pleasure of my first orgasm.

Anyhow, I must have thought it was good, because I kept on doing it. I kept making promises to myself, that I would give up masturbating for Lent, that “OK, God, if I stop jerking off, could you get so-and-so to like me?” and silly 13-year-old stuff like that. Well, abstinence never worked for more than 2 or 3 days. The hydraulic pressule building up was just too much to contain. We didn’t want the pipes to burst, ya know?

Eventually, I got over it, and have been masturbating guilt-free ever since. :slight_smile:

Any stories you’d like to share?

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:o OK, so I was in 7th grade, lying in bed at home. I was well aware of the pleasure of handling my shlong, but I had never considered jerking it. Well, all of a sudden, the idea just struck me. So I started. A few minutes later, I felt like I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom and stood over the toilet. Nothing happened. But I did feel the overwhelming urge to keep jerking off, lest something terrible happen if I didn’t. So I resumed, and the weird feeling continued. After a few minutes, I noticed a white goo seeping out of my shlong. I sure as hell wasn’t going to ask my parents about it :eek: ! Also, I felt incredibly sleepy, so I went to bed.

Later on I realized I’d had my first ejaculation. What a moment. :o

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and visiting with my family some relatives up North in Yankee Land, I mean, New Jersey. Must have been something big happening because I got my first suit that trip. Anyway, one evening in the third floor bedroom where I stayed, “Wowzie wowzie woo woo” and the MESS was MADE! Must have been looking at old National Geographics or something. Anyway, I went on a TEAR after that. In the dressing room at Sak’s 5th Avenue is a pretty good place to do that in your first week of doing that.

Anyway, I haven’t stopped yet!

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My love affair with my penis goes back a long way. I’d say I started masterbating when I was about 9, no ejaculation of course, but a weak version of an orgasm. Never lokoed back from there. Funny, I don’t remember my first ejaculation, I just remember wanking lots. That may be the only downside of sex, not enough energy left to wank 3x a day.

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And I must repeat, I never,ever Lokoed after that. So there.

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Wowzers. Do I get to be the first female to post to this? :smiley:

I think I was around 14 at the time and very skittish about sex. But, y’know, kinda curious. Anyhoo, I was speaking to a close friend of mine on the phone, and he brought masturbation up as a topic of conversation. I said I had never done it…so, using a very gentle tone and some racy language, he gave me the how-to…and received the pleasure of hearing my very first orgasm. I’ve had a lot of great experiences since, but I still get the chills thinking about it. Mrow.

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Oh, I guess I would have been about 14 or 15 (I started just about everything late in life). I don’t really know what led me to be doing it, actually. I remember that I was laying on my couch (my mother sleeping upstairs), watching, of all things, "Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. (which I still have very fond memories of). I didn’t know that what I was doing was perfectly natural (my parents divorced when I was about 12, so my dad wasn’t around to talk to. And there was no WAY I would talk to my mom about this). But I remember laying there, idly timing what I was doing to whenever Mia Sara, who played Sloane in the movie, was onscreen, until I couldn’t hold anything back anymore. Not that, at 15, it took long to get there. Anyway, I remember having the very first orgasm of my life to Mia Sara in her little short miniskirt. She was walking away from the camera, and my eyes never left her ass.

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I was stupid and totally sexually innocent (and Catholic) growing up, so I first tried masturbating when I was 14 or 15, attempting to find my g-spot. Which I never did. So I thought I was broken, or something. Right around when I was 16, this girl pointed out my clit to me. Of course, I still have trouble getting myself off, but at least it feels good this time.

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For some other dopers’ take on this.

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I grew up in an EXTREMLY sexually repressed family.I didn’t know about the birds and the bees until 15. Until then I thought that the clear “precum” you get from fondling yourself actually WAS the whole orgasm.I thought “Big deal,it doesn’t feel that good”.One day when my parents were out,I started watching the movie “The Deep” starring Jacqueline Bisset.Well…she was in a wet shirt…I started rubbing and umm…couldn’t stop.Next thing I know it was jerking in my hand,spewing WHITE stuff.OH my GOD I thought.What happened!?It felt SO incredible! It actually scared me!After that I was unstoppable.

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Do I really want the teeming millions to know? Sure, why the hell not. 5. I was 5 when I began masturbating. How many girls start that young, probably not many. I can’t say I’ve quit doing it in the past 17 years, either. :slight_smile:

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hey bunnicula -

[lame joke]
gimme five!
[/lame joke]

i was a very in-touch-with-myself five year old as well. we had this nice blue chair, and i was sitting it in with (for whatever reason) my hand down my pants, thinking “i remember i used to do something down here that felt really good…no…no…oh yeah! that’s it!”

i am the best masturbator i know. probably from all those years of experience.

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About 7 or 8 for me, too. It was nearly that many MORE years before I was fully convinced that OTHER people did the same thing, that the word “masturbation” really DID refer to that!

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Well, Christmas Eve of 1996. I was 12 at the time, and, well, I honestly didn’t know what I was doing.

I was in bed at the time, and after a while I got a little funny feeling down there, and I stopped. I was scared shitless. I actually thought that Mojo was going to fall off. About an hour later, I mustered up my courage and tried again. Instead of stopping, kept going.

Its a shame I didn’t know what I was doing, it would have saved me a lot of frustration not having to wipe goo out of my right eye all night.

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Giggle, giggle!

I’ve thought about this through the years. Can’t PINPOINT the age—but I KNOW I was in a BUNK BED. I don’t know—maybe there was lump in the mattress cover? I just know that it felt wonderful to rub up against whatever. And, I wish that I had known, that between the ages of 13 and 22 that THAT was ALL that “guys” did. I think I would have been a different high-school girl than I was. “Knowledge is POWER”.

Remember CLINTON’S first Attorney General? Joyselyn ?? I don’t remember exactly what she said, but it was to the effect that “masterbation” should be taught in school; or something like that? Whatever it was, I remember that I agreed with her TOTALLY.

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I was five when I started but it was many years before I connected what I doing to sex. I just knew that it felt good and that was that.

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People would rather talk (brag) about the first time they had sex instead of the first time they masturbated. sigh

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Well, it went like this…I’m watching tv, hand in my shorts as always, and it starts growing…then I think to myself “What’s this I hear about stroking it?” So I started pulling my pud, and came fiercely. I was elated. I heard guys talking about jacking off, and realized that I had just done that…I was about 13
Now, a few hours later, my little buddy took on a weird shape, kind of swollen on one side, making it look very strange, and worried the hell out of me. I thought, “What did I do?” “I should’nt have done that!” I told God that if he restored it back to it’s normal shape that I would never do that again. About a half a day later it got back to normal, and I’m probably going to hell for not keeping up my end of the bargainl. :eek:

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What she said when asked about the subject, Elders said “that’s something that should be taught.” She lost her job because she had been taught never to end a sentence with a preposition: “that’s something that should be taught about” was what she intended, and would have been far less controversal.

As for me, I was about 18 when I first tried it. Late bloomer. :slight_smile:

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Y’all are sick SOBs
hah… not for doin’ in, but for telling us.
My Doctor taught me how to do it…
Dr. Seuss was allways right.
One hand, two hand.
Left hand, right hand.

So, what’s the longest ya’ll’ve gone w/o wackin’ it?
I went over 2 months before! :stuck_out_tongue: !!