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Okay - I don’t want to know the meaning of life or the solution to world hunger. Want I want, is the answers to what’s really important…
I want to know…
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Or… If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Any other pondering thoughts, gems of wisdom with outrageous wit or “deep thoughts” that may come to mind would be appreciated.
(with thanks to comedians Steven Wright & George Carlin)