Okay - I don’t want to know the meaning of life or the solution to world hunger. Want I want, is the answers to what’s really important…
I want to know…
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Or… If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Any other pondering thoughts, gems of wisdom with outrageous wit or “deep thoughts” that may come to mind would be appreciated.
(with thanks to comedians Steven Wright & George Carlin)
Hmmm… and I thought those were just intriguing questions that haunted my blonde mind. I will check back here from time to time to see just what answers these intelligent minds come up with.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Welcome to the Shallow End of Creation, smug - have a beer, they’re to your left.
However, be careful with these questions over here. Some people might think you’re a… uhm…
looks around suspiciously
… TROLL. For exact definitions, examples, real-life specimens, etc. I want to refer you to The BBQ Pit, where various threads are devoted to this subject. Or, hit the search engine and scan for “bj0rn” and/or “Jedi-667”.