Well …?
You bet your sweet ass I am.
gasps How did you know? pulls into his shell
[ul]I’m actually a tortoise. :p[/ul]
No, I’m a weasel.
Ditto
No, I have no armor.
Actually, I’m mold.
I have spores.
You bet your sweet ass I am.
ummmmm…huh???
gasp
How dare you suggest such a thing?!
Will you leave Claude Lemieux alone already?
I’m not a turtle, but I am a cat.
I seem to have been beaten to the punch. Guess I owe you a drink.
You bet your sweet ass I am.
You bet your sweet ass I am!
(Years ago, when my wallet was stolen, the thing I regretted losing above all else in the wallet was my Turtle membership card.)
You bet yer sweet ass I am.
Damn…always late.
I have recorded my answer.
You bet your sweet ass I am!
But I’d like to check the authenticity of everyone’s answers here. If everyone could kindly answer a few questions…
#1 What is round, hard and sticks so far out of a man’s pajama’s that you can hang a hat on it?
#2 What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and sticky?
#3 What is 6 inches long and women can’t wait to get their hands on?
#4 What is a four letter word, ending in “K” that means to have intercourse?
#5 What is long, hard and filled with seamen?
And please, keep your answers clean, as this is a family establishment.
Munch: If one person answers the questions, the imposters could just repeat them. But what’s the big deal about keeping the answers clean?
For the life of my sweet ass I can’t think of any “dirty” answers to the questions you posted.