Are You A Turtle?

Well …?

You bet your sweet ass I am.

gasps How did you know? pulls into his shell

[ul]I’m actually a tortoise. :p[/ul]

No, I’m a weasel.

Ditto

No, I have no armor.

Actually, I’m mold.

I have spores.

You bet your sweet ass I am.

ummmmm…huh???

gasp

How dare you suggest such a thing?!

Will you leave Claude Lemieux alone already?

I’m not a turtle, but I am a cat. :slight_smile:

I seem to have been beaten to the punch. Guess I owe you a drink.

You bet your sweet ass I am.

You bet your sweet ass I am!

(Years ago, when my wallet was stolen, the thing I regretted losing above all else in the wallet was my Turtle membership card.)

You bet yer sweet ass I am.

Damn…always late.

I have recorded my answer.

You bet your sweet ass I am!

But I’d like to check the authenticity of everyone’s answers here. If everyone could kindly answer a few questions…

#1 What is round, hard and sticks so far out of a man’s pajama’s that you can hang a hat on it?

#2 What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and sticky?

#3 What is 6 inches long and women can’t wait to get their hands on?

#4 What is a four letter word, ending in “K” that means to have intercourse?

#5 What is long, hard and filled with seamen?

And please, keep your answers clean, as this is a family establishment.

Munch: If one person answers the questions, the imposters could just repeat them. But what’s the big deal about keeping the answers clean?

For the life of my sweet ass I can’t think of any “dirty” answers to the questions you posted. :confused: