Well? Are you?
If Cecil Adams did not exist, we would be obliged to create Him.
I tried it once, and the neighbors complained, so I had to settle for being the egg-man.
Dr. Watson
“The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.”
– Ogden Nash
I am the walrus.
Koo-koo-ka-choo.
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
Awwww CRAP. Busted.
sigh
Well, someone had to find out sooner or later, I guess. Thanks a lot, SingleDad.
Cue Supertramp - Hide in your shell
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
No, but I am kinda 'scute! 
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
One fat hen…
Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting.
Fellas if you need help, use ginseng.
–Wyclef Jean
And the correct answer is “you bet your sweet ass I am”
You bet your sweet ass I am!
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
Only on Mondays.
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
No, but my car is named after one. (Skipperdee, the turtle from my favorite children’s book of all time: Eloise
You bet your sweet ass I am…
Yours truly,
aha
Why yes, I am. I am yrtle the turtle.
“I’m a rebel, soul rebel. I’m a capturer, soul adventurer”
~Bob Marley
wanna see me?
Last picture. Thats me on the left. Blue shirt. I dont have the hair colour anymore.
You bet your sweet ass I am!
(3, maybe 4 of us so far…)
You bet your sweet ass I am.
My great uncle was Stanley Kuzara.
rocks
[slow teddy bear voice]I’m not a turtle. I’m NOT![/slow teddy bear voice]
Letting my inner child run loose and break things.
You bet your sweet ass I am!
Nominally, to be said with the utmost exuberance in the most inapropriate of situations.
Alright, I give up. Why are we betting our sweet asses? What is a turtle really why can’t I close down Netscape and do something productive?
Should we tell them? Or let them keep guessing for a while longer?
What, that’s all the pleading you need to spill the beans about turtles, Singledad? I expected that you would hold out better than that…
No, I was just trying to bump the topic up without being too obvious about it. 