In GQ:
Why is there no great city where the Ohio River meets the Mississippi?
Lawyers and others with criminal law experience
In IMHO:
My husband’s grandmother doesn’t want to give a tip
Are vaginal deliveries now ‘out’
Anthems to sequential threads at dusk
Not-So-Famous Last Words
MPSIMS:
Pubic Convenience
Deep Impact
Har.
(Re: this thread title - Emperor?)
Stupid things people have said to you.
Awww, cute widdle doggy!
Lastnight I wrapped my feet in plastic wrap
I’m joining the Freemasons
Gah! Lump(s)!
Pregnant Dopers - how YOU doin’?
Yeah, I was trying to come up with a more mainstream pop culture reference, but could only think of titles that had already been used.
**Wanna see my Puppy?
The Damnit I Want a Dog But I Can’t Have One THread**
Cruel. Too cruel.