Anthony, Murray, Greg, Jeff, or Sam?

Cafe Society
1

Ladies?

2

No, I’m guessing they’re all guys.

3

Sam, Sam, Sam.
The voice on that man!

4

Alex, I’d like to buy a clue.

5

Captain Feathersword!

Oh wait, I’m not a lady.

6

Greg, definitely Greg. Once you go Greg, you’ll never go … wait, a sec. Let me think about that for awhile.
egg? peg? Peg? Meg? dreg? beg? smeg?

7

Dorothy, once you go green. I mean, umm… yeah how 'bout them Bears?

I’ve always been told women like Anthony, at least that’s what the wife told me. I might have to have a talk with her.

8

Whatchootalkinbout, Willis?

9

I always thought that Anthony looked like a potential psycho killer.

That said - if I played for the other team, I’d definitely go for Greg. It’s all in the voice.

10

Isn’t Greg the one who’s always asleep? If I were a woman, I definitely think he’d be at the bottom of my list.

Henry the Octopus sounds like he could be…handy to have around.

11

No, that would be the purple one, Jeff.

12

I have a friend named Jeff, lives in North Carolina. He has a PhD, a black belt in karate, handsome, funny, makes a very decent wage. Ladies? Interest?

13

I totally agree, Anthony is at leat a sociopath; very creepy.

I actually like Murray best. Tall, thoughtful, quiet, can play all the instruments. . .

14

I am not sure, but think this is about some children’s show. Wiggles maybe?

15

Wiggles is correct!!

16

I choose Murray. I love guys who play the guitar.
I got what you meant within 30 seconds. It should be easy enough for those who have small children and live in an English-speaking country.

17

Greg, no contest

18

I thought for sure that Murray would get more votes. Speaking as a dude, I always thought that he was the best-looking one of the group.

19

Murray.

But I have to add that I miss Greg. For me, he will always be The Yellow Wiggle.

20

Murray looks like he’s strung out on drugs. My daughter likes Jeff, she likes that he sleeps and then you wake him up by yelling “WAKE UP JEFF!” She used to like walking up to me when I was very tired and having a nap. She’d sneak up to me whispering something like “shhh, daddy’s sleeping, are you asleep daddy? … Daddy? … WAKE UP DADDY!”

Fun times.