Anti-choicer admits having sex with mule

Wow. Just, wow.

What is there even to say about this?

I say country farmboys should be up in arms at how the guy implied that’s the normal course of events for that segment of the population…

Are we sure this is real?

A horse is a horse, of course of course, unless with that horse you have intercourse…

Eeeeexactly. Just be glad it didn’t mention what he did with the peanut butter.

A Doper in another thread has begged to differ from the OPs link.

I suppose it’s consistant with his views. The mule almost certainly didn’t have a choice.

At least his conscience is clear in that he did not have to use birth control.

I guess he gets points for honesty.

This is priceless, though: "Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and “and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?”

Is it possible, I wonder, for such a beastly tale to inspire some screechingly bad poesy?
It’s great to make out with an ungulate;
You just bang 'em and then fuhgeddaboudit.
No calls, cards, or boxes of chocolate;
Just a slap on the ass if you had agreattimeofit.

I just have to ask. When somebody admits to having sex with a mule, are the person’s politics really relevant?

Just for the record, I live in very rural Indiana, and I have never had sex with an animal. Apparently this makes me abnormal, but excuse me if I don’t rush to fix the problem. I think I’ll take abnormality, as well as the other millions of farmers across the world.

I agree with Lissa: I’m not sure that’s real.

Damn, I forgot to add that, along with Lissa and now Sunspace, I’ve got my doubts if this is real. There are some things that nobody would ever admit to, especially somebody of political importance to a reporter. They’re supposed to have that media saavy thing going for them.

A google search reveals nothing but unbiased sources. :rolleyes:

It must have been rape since the mule was both underage and did not give consent.!!

This reminds me of a former co-worker. He was an aircrewman on a P-3. The crew were out drinking someplace in Australia, when the crew chief disappeared. They finally found him in a barn. Apparently, he liked the ‘jenny mule’ – and ‘that old jenny mule must have liked it, because she backed him up agains the wall!’

Before I left L.A. I was listening to KROQ. They had a listener who caught a guy doing a horse. Twice. (He was caught by the police the second time.)

Well, there’s the old joke: “The guy who works for me is so lazy, he’ll stand behind the mule and say ‘Giddyup! Whoa! Back up!’ for hours at a time…”

Makes you wonder what anti-lifers have sex with.

I see he stole Bill Clinton’s line about his saxophone. Can’t trust a fellow like that.

Just to clear up whether it’s real or not, you can listen to it on the The Alan Colmes Show page on Fox News. He’s going to be on the show again tomorrow night, so maybe the sordid truth about the sheep will come to light.

They are if that person’s politics involve telling others that their sexual conduct is improper and/or sinful.